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imagine for a second that you're a head of broccoli

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Taco Bell fries are better than anything else on their menu, change my mind.

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@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXCON

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I wike biiiig twactows mama

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Inside out, chicken cuttlett boobie

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Why does Google News think this is a key topic I'm interested in. I have to know. Ive gotta keep up on the latest of the hot dog news.

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Tough for the people carpooling with me home, but I've decided I'll be napping as I drive

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I farted and my wife looked up and said 'huh?'

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They're calling it the Slowest Software Install ever

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Eating soup in the office feels off somehow, like I'm a retard that was handed playdoh at Sunday school

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Idk what kind of crack my dad's buying. I can have an energy drink before bed and fall asleep, caffeine really doesn't do anything for me. But I have a cup of his coffee with pie after dinner and I'm reorganizing the kitchen at 11:30pm

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Butta bell bell wit da butta butta bell

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Is Tostada french for toast or something

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Pooped so loud at work that my manager put me on performance improvement

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SMEG
MA
ASS

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Naming my son Boby

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These hoes don't know me due to my monogamous nature

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PUT ME IN THE COACH GAME

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My wife shits nasty

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What are so many wigwams up in this bih

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I'm not saying it's bad but do all old preachers focus on revelation/heaven cause they're about to be there

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@PabloMakes I ain't even played in 3 years but I will get HEATED if you nerf my thick thigh mommy