F U N K D U M P

A dump for funk since 2020

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One must imagine the itsy bitsy spider happy

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Literally ANY president stopped what they're doing rn and start a YouTube gaming channel. I will like, comment, and subscribe as well as smash that bell on George Bush minecraft let's plays, Donald Trump overwatch streams, Obama playing Dota? Say less

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Not saying I'm better then him but God has killed more people then I have

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Forget energy drinks. I'll be exclusively drinking sea monkey water for sustenance

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You don't have to be a particularly convincing or charismatic. Just ask me to join your cult and we can go over details after.

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I've lived a quiet lawful life for too long... I'm gonna put sugar in restaurant salt shakers

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@Thesinbin4 You should make a poll on whether or not to do polls😊

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@boatboithoughts If she doesn't like you for your caffeine addiction atleast she will like your dedication

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Standing outside hoping to get smited by falling space debris

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@boatboithoughts Bro I literally had chills when he laughed what the fuck.

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@boatboithoughts "I don't want people seeking medical aid when I pay more taxes then them"

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@boatboithoughts Like imagine your insurance cost diasapears and reappears on your taxes potentially lower, and now you can go to the hospital everyday if you feel you need to.

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@boatboithoughts Hot take: maybe hospitals shouldn't be for profit businesses

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@boatboithoughts Just trying to justify being inside something that is male.

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Redneck guys: genitals determine gender

Redneck guys' trucks: truck nuts on and given a girls name

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Disney remaking animated classics and making them live action. Nickelodeon should follow and remake cat dog in live action because that wouldn't be disgusting

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@boatboithoughts Bring a Bible and a lesson plan to the presentation

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The Cask of Amontillado:

Me with a mouse in my trashcan that fell in waking me up at 4 am. Now the mouse is now sealed in the trashcan:  "The thousand injuries of mouse I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon waking me up, I vowed revenge."

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@boatboithoughts But the sun...