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Cougar enjoyer. Guyknowballogist. RTDB.

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@DrewVento Some great fridge cigars.

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@Blain_Crain Georgia @ Texas 2024

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Why did I do this to myself #MyXAnniversary

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

We gotta play Bosnia AND Herzegovina. It's two against one. It ain't really fair, T.

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@rgfullmer @CarsonWest20 @michaelschwab13 The Alamo is culturally significant to Texas as a whole, but isn’t a Houston thing in the slightest. Would also be weird to name a team after a battle with a tragic outcome.

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@shinra_tensei29 @thebiggrepper I’m currently up 14.98% YTD…

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@HeadzSports @muheediva01 You can’t make shepherds pie with ground beef.

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@Leo_Traydes Mitt Romney’s Roth was over $100 million 12 or so years ago, I wonder what it’s at now

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@rfkenmore Any watch can be a reddit watch if you’re ugly enough.

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I remember reading a tweet a few years ago that said “spirit airlines is so cheap because there will never, ever, be a doctor on board”. I never flew spirit airlines.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

I have proof I called Connecticut over Michigan. #uconn that's all I am going to say

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@VANG0UL The coconut cream Dr Pepper with lime I had at the top golf in El Paso, TX did something to me.

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Put me in coach

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People seldom remember that the inspiration for Coruscant was 19th century West Texas.

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @chi_urbanist]

America's urban population in 1850

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First spring without blue bonnets, cherry blossoms will have to do.

[The Football Vault @FootballVault1]

“You have Duke in your bracket. Why are you cheering against them?”

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@CwBjNow @CentralCapper

[Mike Honcho @tane_lord]

I love March Madness because I always learn about a new school. Never heard of Texas A&M University in my life

[Nicky @nickturani]

What an upset! My bracket is in shambles

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And playing Auburn in Birmingham

[Edwin Mascorro @EdwinM201]

The outrage over the South Region is hilarious considering Houston literally went through THIS last year in INDY

I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT