Julie Blonien

my life cannot be summed up in 160 characters

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

White claw’s slogan is really “Sparkling Water. With alcohol!” #amazing #keepitsimplestupid

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

Pulled a cheerio out of my kid’s ear today. I feel like this is a parent developmental milestone. Glad to hit it before the 20 month cut-off!

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

Watching the USWNT. I didn’t realize how much I miss watching my girls. #sports

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

I have the lower half of my face covered all day, so it makes total sense that I would get a huge zit above my cheek line! #2020

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

I love seeing a “Jesus is the Reason for the Season” sign in the same yard that has an R2D2 with a Santa hat.

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

Today my wife complimented my thumbnails, so I’ll be riding that high for the rest of the year.

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

Today the little guy hit an important developmental milestone: getting breakfast on the ceiling. On to the next one!

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

Just ordered the cat’s Christmas present, so yeah, I have my life in order.

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

@caitvdv Even if he did it while holding our Dracula toy??

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

Milo’s been babbling “Dada dada dada” most of the morning. It’s been real cute.

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

We’re still good parents even if we said “Santa won’t come if you aren’t walking by Christmas,” right?

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

@KalesMulls We are waiting for the right time to talk to Milo about his “special purpose.” God I love The Jerk!

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

Maybe the worst thing about having a baby is they take no initiative. “Oh you want to sit here for 45 minutes as I just stare at you in awe while you’re just playing? OK! Those dishes can wait!” #sorryally

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

Five months in and this already seems like the worst prediction since “Mexico will pay for the wall”

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

@therealriss You know, I’m with you on this. We’re all in this together.

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

I just started rereading “Bossypants” and I can already tell I’m going to be so sad when I finish it.

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

A highlight of the past week has been Ally joining the neighborhood Facebook page. She can finally share in my joy of observing boomers discuss current events from their desktops.

[Julie Blonien @FYCF_Feevah]

2 probably lesbians just walked their dog past our house. We tried to get their attention so we can expand our neighborhood lesbo circle, but alas, they kept walking. #SocialDistancing #pandemiclesbianlife