Caitlin Kirchner

I wish I were you, so I could be friends with me.

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

@caitvdv

[Caitlin Kirchner @caitvdv]

I think my new dream job is working for kwik trip’s social media.

[Caitlin Kirchner @caitvdv]

@pfaffalapogis I was going to say Christmas Eve, but I realized that my immediate family is now my husband and children and the answer is Christmas Day.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

excited to announce i’ve gotten back into bed

[Caitlin Kirchner @caitvdv]

@FYCF_Feevah Hey maybe he just wants Dracula to be his daddy. A boy is allowed to dream, correct?

[Caitlin Kirchner @caitvdv]

I’m feeling very anxious tonight, so I shall listen to a podcast about a brutal murder to relax.

[Caitlin Kirchner @caitvdv]

@lukelindemeyer The fuck

[Caitlin Kirchner @caitvdv]

@pfaffalapogis Thank youuuuu. All I do is capture shit and sell it a complete daily tasks. And be in love with anicotti.

[Caitlin Kirchner @caitvdv]

@pfaffalapogis Teach me how to do things like that. I have 4 mil in the bank and like 100,000 tickets I’d love to give them a purpose.

[Tara Millette @LazyGinger]

Ted Mosby, in the year 2030, told the story of how he met his children's mother and HE NEVER MENTIONED THE CORONAVIRUS ONCE

[Caitlin Kirchner @caitvdv]

@pfaffalapogis Destiny and the child

[Caitlin Kirchner @caitvdv]

@EllaShoeFan That’s .. that’s not a mask, ma’am. What is happening.

[Caitlin Kirchner @caitvdv]

@pfaffalapogis Honestly this is good to know. I almost bought it the other day but got my loaded griller instead.

[Caitlin Kirchner @caitvdv]

But seriously. I still always cut those rings to shreeeeeds.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

And if you stop weighing yourself, you stop gaining weight.

[Eric Benét @ebenet]

It’s “I COULDN’T care less.”, not “I COULD care less.” That is all ...carry on quarantining.

[Caitlin Kirchner @caitvdv]

@EllaShoeFan They are the worst pants I’ve ever seen.

[Caitlin Kirchner @caitvdv]

@pfaffalapogis Not too many but if I were able to spend more time, I definitely would 😂😂