WhiteGuyNamedGray

Father of two boys, Chef, Streamer, Gamer, Bulldog, Driver in the AORL, and Meme Lord. $GrayTownsend #cashappinbio

[WhiteGuyNamedGray @F_nGrayTownsend]

I feel like most of my good tweets retweetable that are worthy of retweets go absolutely retweetless so therefore no retweets #imdrunk

[WhiteGuyNamedGray @F_nGrayTownsend]

Halloween Dega will always be my favorite.

[Talladega Superspeedway @TALLADEGA]

The biggest and baddest is back for more in 2027. 😤

[Farrah Yvette @farrah_yvette]

A great visual showing how ELITE Drew Brees was with the #Saints. We really witnessed greatness.

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Optimistic about this pick

[Relic @Relic532]

@AmitSegal

[WhiteGuyNamedGray @F_nGrayTownsend]

#IwasThere it was miserable…

[SEC Supremacy @SECSupremacyCFB]

Top Ten lowest scoring SEC games of the 21st Century: #1

#9 Auburn 3
Mississippi State 2
(2008)

Total points scored: 5

[john jackson @pvtjokerus]

We gave you guys the House in 2010 to stop Obama.

You did nothing.

You had the House during Trump’s first term.

You did nothing.

We gave it to you again in 2022 to stop Biden.

You did nothing.

You’ve had it for almost 2yrs in Trump’s second term. You passed a Communist Housing Bill and are kicking around an amnesty for agriculture workers.

Just. Stop.

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

It's ok to celebrate the American spirit today and still hate the government.

That's kind of the whole point.

[WhiteGuyNamedGray @F_nGrayTownsend]

And he loved smoking rocks
Legend.

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Josh Hamilton

That guy rocked.

[⚜️Ralph Lauren⚜️ @504Tru]

A Saints maintenance worker received a raise after supervisors discovered “FTF” pressure washed onto the Superdome roof

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

All my haters hearing Trump and Vance saying the same things I’ve been saying for years must be sending them.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Republicans are in charge because we promised:

to Make America Healthy Again.
to start No New Wars,
to put people above corporations,
to put America above foreign countries,
to release the Epstein files,
to not spy on citizens,
to eliminate fraud,

what the hell happened?!

[Liam McCollum @MLiamMcCollum]

The average person: I really enjoy spending time with family, watching football, hiking and hunting, and going to movies. Politically, I’m most concerned about the rising cost of living.

Mark Levin:

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Mississippi State wasn't having it 👀

[WhiteGuyNamedGray @F_nGrayTownsend]

Bro’s out here shopping in my closet.

[Leland @ItsLeland]

Like using the brush that painted the Mona Lisa

[Peter Wrangel @PeterWrangel]

And yet...

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

“As an Israeli you should pause before using the phrase ‘terror regime.’ Since you live in a country that murdered thousands of children in Gaza.

It’s a little hard to hear that from an Israeli right now, I have to say.”

— Tucker Carlson to Israel’s Channel 13.

[Jake Collins @_latemetal_]

@marklevinshow

[Zachary Foster @_ZachFoster]

This CBS interview w Thomas Massie is insane.

Massie: “my policy has always been, no country is special and no country deserves my constituents’ taxpayer dollars.

So I’ve never voted for foreign aid, to Egypt, to Syria, to Israel or to Ukraine… but the ones in Israel … they are the biggest recipients so they are mad.” […]

CBS: “…are you antisemitic?”