Perfect Disaster

Hi. I’m a mom and a nurse and also a giant dork 😉😂

[Perfect Disaster @Face_Me_Astoria]

This is just MY NIGHT HOLY 🐮 @cinemasins thank you Jeremy 😘

[laroi @thekidlaroi]

And for whoever needs to hear this, don’t ever take life for granted and stop beating yourself up over past mistakes or regrets. You are not defined by them. Keep pushing and keep evolving.

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@jscotttn So sorry, Jeremy.

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@obimomkenobi7 @LordMinion777 I just started listening recently… which episode is this?

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@MamaWiki_ Hi

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Check out my classroom on @DonorsChoose! I'd love your help to bring my project to life: https://t.co/fBcGtAsDxs

[XXX porn hub 💋 @Boymama1519]

They really need Mommy n Me sets for boy moms☹️💔

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

I don’t want friendships where I’m always the mother, the nurturer, the healer, the teacher, the processor. I deserve to be held too.

[gabitha. @igabitha]

well it turns out that you thought you were mad at them for not being available for you when you needed but you were ultimately more mad at yourself for always being available for them because you have no boundaries and consistently put other people’s well-being over your own.

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@MNightShyamalan @UniversalPics Here. For. This! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚍𝚜 @yergirlheidi]

god forbid this ever happens, BUT if my kids and i are ever in an accident of some kind and they have passed and i’m on need of life saving measures DO NOT SAVE ME!!!!! LET ME GO. i would not want to live in a world that my kids are no longer apart of.

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@WDWSthrnBelle It’s BEAUTIFUL AND ALL YOURS!! Congratulations!!

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@CryptoNewsUpd8s $trenchtrash thank you 🙏

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Yooo 👩🏻‍🎤🎸🎶🥁🎤🧑‍🎤👨‍🎤🖤

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@Anti_Darkiplier @mimixswift13 @ImaSpiderPirate @x143stephaniex @Closetted_Goth @ChickenJorts @LizzieFizzieFD @mtrench @JoshRamsay @MattWebbMT ITS THE THIRD OF OCTOBER, YOU SHOULD COME OVER. Love my Trench fam ❤️❤️

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@TitPostLeft As a school nurse, I’m disgusted along with you!

[BABY M @maiyajambalaya]

there are tears in my eyes LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

if you don’t like star walkin try listening to it at 1.25x speed, with an octave up, and drums filtered, on an nintendo 3ds, at 3am, while your parents are arguing in the background because things just keep getting worse and you say it’s not your fault but you know it is and you

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@MamaWiki_ So so sorry

[𝕂𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕖🌙🕯🍂 🧚🏼‍♀️ @KatieWentt]

I will literally post this everywhere bc my husband worked all day on it and he is so proud 🥹