Face and Junk

The next evolution in Men's Grooming - Charcoal-Infused Body Bars, Beard Oils, Ball Wash, Face Cleanser, and Shampoo/Conditioner.

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New month, same face — but maybe not for long. Our October 2026 Grooming Guide drops the fluff, calls out the nonsense, and tells you exactly what to do so your beard, skin, and hair stop looking like they lost a fight with a clearance bin.

Read it if you want to stop apologizing for your grooming. 👉 https://t.co/rCyFcraMna

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“LOOKS LIKE YOU TRIED. BUT NOT TOO HARD.”

Same energy, better hair. Scoop a little Face and Junk Hair Pomade, rake it through, shrug, and leave everyone guessing whether you actually tried. Medium hold, natural shine, restyle-friendly — effortless, not lazy.

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Face & Junk — Groomed, not trying too hard.

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This Movember we’re growing more than moustaches. We’re growing conversations, checkups, and a community that looks out for one another. Share your Mo, start a team, or chip in today to fund life-saving research and mental health support for men everywhere. https://t.co/XjwvTRUdb3

Support your Movember Bears & ’Staches with Face and Junk — small care, big impact for men’s health.
We will donate $5.00 from every Beard care order to help support Movember.

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Your balls want an upgrade from bar soap!

Bar soap is for elbows, not your equipment.

FACE & JUNK Ball Wash helps you get clean, fresh, and ready for whatever the day—or night—throws at you.

No weird scents. No childish packaging. No excuses.

Clean your junk like a grown-up.
👉 Shop Ball Wash now: https://t.co/YIk3gnSKNv

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Your beard deserves a full kit — not a drawer full of random products that don't work together.

Introducing the Face and Junk Beard Care Kits. $75.

Everything your beard needs, curated and ready to go.

- Combat Kit: Built for the guy who keeps it tight and tactical.
- Professional Kit: For the man whose beard means business.
- Slate Kit: Dark, earthy, and unapologetically rugged.

Beard Wash. Oil. Balm. Wax. Conditioner. Cream. All in one kit. All working together. Stop guessing. Start grooming.

👉Shop now at https://t.co/GH1erEO0ar

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Hair Styling 101: Find Your Hold, Keep It All Day https://t.co/2RPxfdsfnT

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Beard looking like it lost a custody battle with a hedge trimmer? Quit pretending soap and stubbornness are a grooming routine. Our Beard Kit actually fixes that: real oil, real balm, real comb — no fluff, no excuses.

Softens the scruff so people stop bracing for sandpaper kisses.

Tames the wild so you can look intentional, not accidental.

Smells like confidence, not last weekend’s mistakes.

Grow the beard, stop apologizing for it, and use something that doesn’t belong in a bargain bin.
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Alpha Body Bar — Face and Junk https://t.co/hatvcDWtN2

Where are the Alpha Males?

Quit smelling like a clearance‑rack cologne or your roommate’s leftover body wash. The Alpha Body Bar is for men who don’t ask for attention — they earn it. Clean, sharp, and unapologetically dominant. One wash and you go from background noise to the reason people turn their heads.

No sticky residue. No floral nonsense. Just a scent that lasts and a presence that doesn’t need to explain itself. If you’re still using that weak soap that smells like a candle shop, consider this your wake‑up call.

Want to stop being forgettable? Lather up. Leave the room. Watch the reaction.

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📷 Face and Junk FEATURED IN VOYAGE STL! 📷

Huge moment for the brand. VoyageSTL sat down with me to talk about Face & Junk, the mission behind men’s grooming with attitude, and how this whole thing started with one simple idea:
Grooming products built for men who actually give a damn. No filler. No nonsense. Just stuff that works.

In the interview, I break down:
📷 Why Face & Junk exists
📷 How we’re redefining men’s grooming with bold, masculine energy
📷 The grind behind building a brand from scratch
📷 What’s coming next for the F&J crew

If you’ve ever supported the brand — bought a bar, shared a post, rocked the beard oil — this win is yours too.

Check out the full feature here:

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Let’s keep building. Let’s keep leveling up.
Face & Junk isn’t just grooming — it’s a movement.

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Professional Beard Oil — Face and Junk

If your beard’s still dry, brittle, or patchy… that’s a you problem. Face & Junk Beard Oil fixes all three—instantly.

This blend hits with leather, smoke, and burnt oak like you just walked out of a workshop where you forged your own destiny… and maybe a battle axe.

Rub it in, let it work, and watch your beard go from “bar fight survivor” to “CEO of the lumberyard.” Stop smelling like whatever shampoo dripped down your face. Smell like a man who actually knows what he’s doing.

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Slate Beard Oil — Face and Junk https://t.co/SaiakEShUp

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🔥 New to Face & Junk? Let’s make it worth your while.

Subscribe to our site and snag 10% off your first order — beard care, body bars, all the good stuff.

Hit the link, join the crew, save some cash: https://t.co/GpIoiFfLC7

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Our new site is up..... new products and a new beard line!

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Face and Junk just leveled up.

We’ve got a brand‑new e‑commerce site, and yes — you can finally order all your favorite men’s grooming gear without leaving the couch.

If your face looks like it’s been through a wood chipper… or your “junk” smells like it’s been through a war… fix it.

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Go. Your face will thank you. Your junk will write poetry. See less

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@GoDaddyHelp I am writing to express my extreme frustration regarding the ongoing issues following the GoDaddy infrastructure upgrade. This is my final attempt to seek a resolution through your standard support channels.

My website has now been completely inoperable for 32 days, or 768 hours. As a business that relies on GoDaddy to maintain a functional site 24/7, this extended downtime has resulted in a total loss of sales and customers.

Please be advised that due to the lack of progress on Case #01267062, I have escalated this matter and filed a formal complaint with the Better Business Bureau. I expect an immediate and definitive resolution to restore my site's functionality.

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Big news, again.

Face and Junk is back in the spotlight — featured in Canvas Rebel for our unapologetically masculine Men’s Grooming Line.

Real ingredients. Real confidence. Real talk.

Check out the article and see why we don’t do generic. We do bold.

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