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Slow down, sir. You're going to give yourself skin failure.

[Faceroller_MD @FacerollerMD]

@VirtueOfNothing @thegradmedic I've seen more convincing smiles on a hostage

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@RajeshKuppuraju @DrQuinn15 No, see, you don't understand. When it's bad, the number is red. The number wasn't red. Ergo, it's not a problem.

[Faceroller_MD @FacerollerMD]

@jtrebach What if I want to feel festive on the inside?

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@jamiefhr @DrPayItBack That one's easy enough. Aaaaantimony arsenic aluminum selenium... https://t.co/6lxgNGHv3d

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@BrooketheOstomy Inb4 "But as a man, sometimes people are blunt with me, it's not personal!" "What could you do next time to make the other person feel less defensive?" and all that other bullshit.

[Faceroller_MD @FacerollerMD]

@DrPayItBack Don't worry about the back problems, worry about the mold 🤢

[Faceroller_MD @FacerollerMD]

@nkagetsu Not yet, but when I do I'll be sure to take a deep dive into the subject and loop you in.

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@txp4p "I keep causing this" "Happened way too many times "I'm really upset about it" "Please tell me what to do"...yet she's only CONSIDERING stopping? WTAF.

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@PeePeePeeFinder Lol ok

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@AlanHawxbyMD Gonna start using this as a farewell to people I don't like.

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@1RAOKADAY @CatSplotchy @thee_snek The first one is only a traffic citation, not a misdemeanor

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@mattyfred_ What I want to know is if it also included the option for "subsequent encounter"

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@thehouseofpod I have so many questions

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@DONT_B_A_DOCTOR @HalstedMD 2/2 And patients end up thinking more testing + more referrals = better care, because after all, their problem must have been really serious if they needed that specialist! Why didn't their old family doctor ever send them to one? Clearly the NP is better.

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@DONT_B_A_DOCTOR @HalstedMD Absolutely agreed. But it's also very easy to do poorly. Shotgun those tests and refer everything out to someone else. They'll catch whatever you miss, right? 1/2

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@BadMedicalTakes I've never tried it, but I suspect it's probably pretty hard to do yoga and meditation if you've got ghee coming out both ends

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@joshmcgoo We once had to hold our hands in a bin of sauerkraut and dog food because it represented sin. Still not sure why, or what I was supposed to do about it.

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@shailinthomas Soooo what I'm getting from this is that they're oddly-textured with a weirdly peaty flavor?

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@Hunteresque1 Has anyone else noticed that it's gotten more difficult since NYT took over?

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@BennettEmpty Not if you eat it with chocolate milk 😉

...incidentally, I'm seeking dentist recommendations