Yeshua bar Joseph

Just pick up the receiver. I'll make you a believer. You know I will deliver. You know I'm a forgiver.

[Yeshua bar Joseph @FactuallyJesus]

@catovitch I think it's confusing that it's called AIDS. Getting aid is usually helpful. There's nothing helpful about dwindling T-cells. Those are helper T cells. It's pretty much the opposite of aid.

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@mrdragonbeard @tibfulv Kind of makes you wonder if there are Chinese magic schools and what kind of words they have to speak when they Point their wands. What am I thinking? I'm on Twitter. I can just ask @jk_rowling

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@PwnySlaystation Face masks are no good. It's like trying to hold back the ocean with tissue paper. The only way to be safe is to carry a flamethrower and use it to keep people at least 30 feet away from you and incinerate anyone who comes closer.
>:(

[Yeshua bar Joseph @FactuallyJesus]

@eduteau_91215 say, who was asking about how to contact my relatives?

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@herdware Wow. I honestly would have thought a floppy disk like that would have then slowly corrupted by the Earth's magnetic field and all that time.

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@craigbob99 My favorite part is how the distribution is exactly what you would have guessed.

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@Vernaculis

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:'(

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@Loving_Creator @fr072 @godless_mom Yeah, maybe you should stop listening to Christians and refer to what I actually said before besmirching my good name with slanderous filth

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@TheCruxOfAll @Qntkka @Charmingman93 I, however, fully agree with God on this one.

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@SewertownNews @BretWeinstein NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WHERE IT STARTED, YOU GODDAMN INFANT! Ahem. I meant to say...It needs to stop. That's the important thing.

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@IvoryGazelle
>:(

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@TheCruxOfAll @FakePentland @TheSafestSpace Word.

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@TheCruxOfAll @gestwa7 @Tired_Mac Word.

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@TheCruxOfAll @catovitch @PwnySlaystation He torched you, dawg. He torched you! *makes requisite hand gestures*

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@AngryArchitect9 @Harlan It's not hurtful. The most useful possible thing to do is to empower others so as to make yourself obsolete. It's the ultimate compliment.

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@Vernaculis Pretty much when I expected, except I expected your work horse quotient to be higher

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@Shinobi_Tactics @Vernaculis @Smash_Bled Why not? Millennials. Christ.

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@Vernaculis Yes, I am serious

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@1917Petrograd Do you honestly expect better from people who describe the totality of their views with a basic spatial direction? @Chartoc