Faegan Harti

Don't be fooled by my boyish good looks and pleasant demeanor.

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I hate when my replies show I'm oblivious to the joke. But I try never to delete the stupid. It reminds me of what a dumbass I really am. Very grounding.

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@DustinGiebel Not really much of a challenge these days, unfortunately.

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@InternetHippo Or a motherfucker. You don't know.

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@bonerhitler Sometimes you tweet at genius level

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@tinybaby God. Damn. Right.

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Sorry. I sound like an asshole. I'll stop now

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Not sure, but I might be more drunk than I've ever been before.

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I die, the debt disappears. Plus, no more pain for me. Doesn't get more win-win than that.

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Carrying 120k+ in student loan debt. It disappears when I die.

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@bonerhitler Not one fucking thing. Sorry dude.

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@LosFelizDaycare Hang in there. Cruz honestly? Everything is not well.

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@dril It's well-documented that the bald head Curly showed the world was smaller than the one in his pants. #ngyuckngyuck

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@tinybaby @3cheeseburgers Holy shit. Congrats on the prediction.

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@Enrico_Palazzo_ @FLOOKLYN @MightyFeklhr Jesus. Satan is a cat.

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@almightygod To clarify, the low-lifes he referred to were all the fault of "fucking liberals and their shitty policies."

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@almightygod He later moved to Florida for the low taxes, loose emissions regulations, etc, etc