John the Dragon

Male 59, Dragon #reader #Democrat #HarrisWalz2024, DMs are open, tho why you'd bother is beyond me...

Cashapp $faerlis

[John the Dragon @Faerlis]

You know that moment, the one where you realize that there really isn't someone out there for you. No one's 'looking for' you and that the best you've ever had, is the best your ever going to get. You know, THAT moment. Well that moment sucks.

[John the Dragon @Faerlis]

@NotReallyStacy 🥰

[John the Dragon @Faerlis]

@Hot_Pepper76 Crystal Gayle

[🇺🇸Hot Pepper @Hot_Pepper76]

"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" (1977)

This beautiful artist won a Grammy for Best Female Country Vocal Performance. Her oldest sister was Loretta Lynn.

Do you know her name?

[John the Dragon @Faerlis]

@lippyent Carmine Ragusa

[John the Dragon @Faerlis]

@farman4x 3

[Living In The Past @LivingInThePas5]

Name the novelty song day

She'd been drinkin'
too much eggnog
And we'd begged her not to go
But she forgot
her medication
And she staggered out the door
into the snow
When we found her
Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints
on her forehead

[John the Dragon @Faerlis]

@LivingInThePas5 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

[John the Dragon @Faerlis]

❓ r u the type to give a fuck or not at all
💬 Depends on the situation #tellonym https://t.co/6JX7WRd6kf

[John the Dragon @Faerlis]

❓ u into sweet or salty treats more?
💬 I'm diabetic with heart disease, so bland is my plan 🫤 #tellonym https://t.co/rXJ7eW2wiM

[John the Dragon @Faerlis]

❓ I wanna msg u so bad but I get too nervous
💬 Nothing to be nervous about. ☺️☺️ #tellonym https://t.co/Vahli7EMEa

[John the Dragon @Faerlis]

❓ how do u drink ur coffee?
💬 I don't drink coffee #tellonym https://t.co/1x8wzHEoeH

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

NEVER FORGET TRUMP RAPED LITTLE KIDS
NEVER FORGET TRUMP RAPED LITTLE KIDS
NEVER FORGET TRUMP RAPED LITTLE KIDS
NEVER FORGET TRUMP RAPED LITTLE KIDS
NEVER FORGET TRUMP RAPED LITTLE KIDS
NEVER FORGET TRUMP RAPED LITTLE KIDS
Any questions?

[John the Dragon @Faerlis]

@Arden_2210 62

[Johnny Cadillac @lippyent]

Can you name this TV Series 📺 from just this shot? Hmm 🤔 ?¿

[John the Dragon @Faerlis]

@lippyent Have Gun, Will Travel

[John the Dragon @Faerlis]

@AngelicaRNSFW 😏🔥🔥

[Living In The Past @LivingInThePas5]

Name the novelty song day

My car went into passing gear
And we took off with gust
Soon we were doing 90
Must've left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror
of my car
I couldn't believe my eyes
The little Nash Rambler
was right behind
I think that guy could fly

[John the Dragon @Faerlis]

@LivingInThePas5 Beep Beep

[Living In The Past @LivingInThePas5]

Name the novelty song day

Well, I saw the thing
comin' out of the sky
It had a-one long horn
and one big eye (Ooh!)
I commenced to shakin'
and I said, "Ooh-eee!
It looks like a
______ ______ _____ to me!"

It was a one-eyed, one-horned,
flyin' ______ ______ _____