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Taco trucks would be cooler if they drove thru neighborhoods like ice cream trucks and also sold booze. #NationalTacoDay #WednesdayWisdom

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Need a new playlist to vibe out for that #FridayFeeling? Check out this dope Spotify list of the hottest songs out right now: https://t.co/HvGe1jPksO #nowplaying

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@PhillyD The Ginuine 'controversy' (he refused the advances of a transwoman on TV, which makes him a monster apparently)

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@DailyRotoSharks Having two 0's in your lineup cuz you drafted players who aren't on the injury report all day and then get ruled out after luck hurts both casual and experienced players. Draft has a simple solution that works. Your tweet makes you sound like a shill or an idiot. Actually both.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

What

if

the

Internet

was

so

slow

it

loaded

one

word

at

a

time?

Defend #NetNeutrality https://t.co/Tx5gSNKPoP

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@danawhite Look up KKK rallies in his area. His family will be at one of them.

[Tariq Nasheed 🇺🇸 @tariqnasheed]

Have you noticed all the Twitter Nazi's who say "LaVar Ball 's son should have stayed in jail for shoplifting in China", were the same people defending Ryan Lochte & the US swim team who were engaged in criminal activities last year in Brazil. It was "kids will be kids" talk

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

In retrospect, this season of America was clearly building up to a LaVar Ball-Donald Trump ladder match in the season finale.

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If EA suffers big enough losses from the backlash of #Battlefront2 , and it all started because some guy couldn't unlock Vader, this will be the second time Anakin brought balance to something.

#WednesdayWisdom

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I bet people with one arm are amazing at spooning.

#MondayMotivation

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Issues Democrats are debating: healthcare, student loan debt, minimum wage

Issues Republicans are debating: pedophilia

#RoyMooreChildMolester

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@matthewCroCan @nytimes Both. I remember it even came up on the former Opie and Jim Norton show while he was there. Laughs were had.

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Spoiler Alert; the @nytimes story is about Louis CK allegedly jerking off in front of female comedians. It's been like common knowledge for years.

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One of the worst feelings is the feeling of your sleeves sliding down you wrists as you wash your hands
#WednesdayWisdom

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@Chevys_n_Guns Democrats believe in science, so they actually care about everyone

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Booty of the Day: https://t.co/WT9hHHBqQ6

#TuesdayThoughts

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@michaelianblack Yup. And Hollywood is a haven for pedophiles and rapists.

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Referring to your employees as "family" is the corporate equivalent to telling a prostitute you love her.

#TuesdayThoughts

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Why do Republicans only care about mental health when the shooter is white?

#TexasChurchMassacre #MondayMotivation

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"Guns don't kill people, people kill people."

Yeah they do...with guns.

#GunControl #SutherlandSpringsTexas