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Fear not the man who has sucked 1000 dicks, but the man who has sucked the same dick 1000 times. I post twits daily

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@joerogan Watch out!

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@RobertP93063893 @SoloMission_OSR I don't know, from your post history and the people you follow on here it would seem like being backstabbed might be your fantasy.

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@ErnstHeidegger @va_shiva @SidneyPowell1 @LLinWood @realDonaldTrump @JoeBiden Yeah! If people were actually organized in cheating, they would surely not know the difference between the fake and real tally! Furthermore, they would obviously not attempt to do anything to correct it, because that would be illegal! These blompfers sure are crazy!

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@SlidingRockTom @doctor66536 @1conor @realDonaldTrump Man, there non-fags just don't get how cool we are. We're at another level, sucking hella dick and taking it in the ass every day of the week. #Pete2024.

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@simu_la_crum @Goldfigure64 @DavidShafer @ianmiles @GAPressAssoc Good point!

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@davematt88 @LaraLeaTrump @GOP We salute you. They will never uncover our secret cabal with loyal and useful schlemiels like you!

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I often dream about having a cock the size of a large bottle of orange soda.

Fantasized really.

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@johnpavlovitz I'm assuming you're talking about your own tweets. Don't worry, I'm not one of those enablers! Seek help you lunatic! Hopefully, even in these corona days, they'll be able to look at why your brain is rotting away.

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If Tesla still uses round wheels in 2020 I'll have had enough of Elon Musk's cookie cutter bullshit.

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@LavStorydel Well did you?

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@westudyrainbovs @MarkDice Lmao boohoo. She sold the fucking exclusive rights to it, now she can't have it recorded and distributed without their permission. Do then she threatens to cry like a little baby that "men" (the law) is keeping her (retarded singing baby) down.

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@YEVG3NIYA @Tracy02445131 Only individuals pay federal income taxes.

Though I wouldn't expect a person with your occupation to possess the capability of critical thinking, basic logic or research, but the average person can easily confirm they have paid corporate (income) tax, above the state tax rates.

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@kaiju_corgi And it made him autistic? Have you notified the CDC? This should not be taken lightly!

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@toykaiju What the flying fuck is this and why are so many people following this. Are they all looking for a Christmas gift for their 5 year old? Doubt it, you all make me sick.

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@MrANobody @3YearLetterman @emrjayy @ladygaga Educate yourself. There's a reason you're a "MrANobody" and not a 3 year letterman. Stick to losing and leave the coaching to winners.

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@KEEMSTAR @ColossalisCrazy @MisterAntiBully Here's a nice audio clip of the big dog AKA britbong AKA manlytears crying. Thought it would please you.

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@MrBTFO @SabbyBronson @allieissage @Kung_Martinsen @NotEvenGoodTrol @YaBoySlapChop Zoom zoom zoom, mummy could you bring the McDonalds up to my room?

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Overheard some people saying it's ridiculous to work for 8 years to get a PhD.

Kind of a strange statement to me when many niggas in the past had to work over 40 years for their masters.

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@tinahseattle @3YearLetterman @HillaryClinton Let's educate this idiot

Hillary eats poopoo, so it's Madam Poopoo-eater.

Hillary has never not drank peepee, so she could never not be peepee drinker.

Nancy Pelosi is not THE ONLY woman peepee-poopoo eater.

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@MOONFAlRlE @MarkDice @ACLU @halsey No cock and balls, no right to vote. If only things became true if we said it enough huh?