Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus 🐞

Tayronto N3 🩵| not your beautiful house | He/Him | #BLACKLIVESMATTER | #ACAB

[crowley @cruelomens]

the way all you really need is a cat, a ps2, adderall, diet coke, and like. taylor swift. and youre solid

[Possum A-ko @KaiserBeamz]

Found out the 2001 Live account blocked me so I can freely say that the way he's leading up to 9/11 like a hype ass press conference is both eyerolling and has a more sinister layer once you know he's a Zionist freak who sees Palestinians as non-humans.

[days @Dayscd]

Apparently poop can come out solid. new fear unlocked…

[emma @jaysschneider]

quick everyone do ten sets of tomfoolery

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

29 years young and i could buy any sandwich i want without even checking my bank account. won't go into details but i'm in the hundreds

[pucko @pussy_liquor_]

I have a salt lick installed in my room And I stand on all fours and go to town. Until I hear a twig snap 👀 who’s there

[Jess 𓋹 ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ @georgejayway]

Ringo Starr on Sgt Peppers

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

if green onions were a woman she would be so beautiful

[Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus 🐞 @Failuretoevolve]

@sippingaugust @thequarterbIack he lets her bejeweled 💙

[Charly Bliss @charlybliss]

they got a real minion at taylor swift and travis kelce's wedding. everyone keeps hitting it with hammers

[Tim Cato @tim_cato]

y’all will not believe how quickly “not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world” will enter my lexicon

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

beautiful girl sat in my section tried to tell me she had celiacs disease but i thought she said she had Silly Ex disease and i was like oh honey im afflicted too and the cure is margaritas!

[hyb ☆ @hybersquared]

i think it’s hot that men just have dicks. like i’m talking to a man and his dick is just there. that’s hot as fuck. i Wanna see it

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Ooooh hold your nigga tight because Big mama is back outside!

[jasmine @grltw1nk]

If you’re not fat, ugly, and or gay please refrain from participating in the phoebe bridgers presale tomorrow

[illusionist 🕷️ @mentaylly_ill]

taylor sent jack to the basement and told him not to come back until he found 20 instruments that weren't a synth

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

@gervasio_23 Actually, the comments show why we DO in fact need this stuff 🤙

[catya @catyan_]

Guy who's only heard harmonica in betty: this song sounds like betty

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Pull the trigger, fucking coward. Do you think you have the heart of a killer? You think you have that dog in you? Do it. Show me you have what it takes