Fainting Couch

Betty Francis's Favorite Piece of Furniture. I have a secret crush of Lane Pryce's red wingback chair (shhh!).

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Happy #BestFriendsDay, @intake! Have a Good Hair Day on @ClippedTBS. Claim here: https://t.co/RskGmr7E1A

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I made it into the final episode. Thanks for catching it, @tomandlorenzo! http://t.co/p7k1Mz6VyQ

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. @bettydraper ends up moving into hospice care and spends her last days reading Sylvia Plath while resting on me. #MadMenFinalePredictions

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#AmexBestBuy Sally Draper broke the TV, so we need a new one.

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Do you know who reminds me of Betty Draper? The wife in Gone Girl.

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I am @darth.

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This is in honor of @GSElevator.

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@LanePryceSCDP you do know that I was in love with your red wingback chair before your wife shipped him back to England.

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A coffee table made of cash would match this Fainting Couch, don't you think? #EsuranceSave30

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With three children, @bettydraper clearly did not have time to dress up for Halloween this year. http://t.co/wE5cHdrjkI

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@burritojustice the melancholy furniture also says, "hi."

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Well, @sally_draper isn't going to complain about the old Rye house ever again.

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The secret to how @bettydraper got her mojo back? Less time munching on Bugles and lounging on me and more time locked in the powder room.

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I don't know what happened at MUN, but @sally_draper stayed home from school today and she's been slumped on me all day.

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I may be an antiquated piece of furniture, but even I know to run a conflicts check before rushing head on into a merger.

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I haven't seen @bettydraper this committed to "reducing" since Bobby Draper said that she looked like Grandma Pauline.

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. @bettydraper has gone from daydreaming to dark thoughts, while seeking respite on this couch. Her mood matches her new hair color.

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Oh my! Black hair dye stains on the upholstery!

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. @bettydraper is prepping the house for an event that's just 9 days away! She's furiously rearranging all the furniture.

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Apparently, I am a bad investment. http://t.co/OSxzcSOmnW You're better off with @PeggyOlson's apartment