Michael Fairman

Michael Fairman

[James McGrath @jameshmcgrath]

If only I could've grown up involved in the hoodlum like she did https://t.co/8Dta8KoMtx

[Michael Fairman @FairmanMichael]

A levels are a real struggle...

[Freddie P @fitzzyyyy]

If a levels have taught me anything, it's how much I fucking miss primary school and doing nothing but play with toys instead of stressin

[Michael Fairman @FairmanMichael]

Straight from Jeremy Kyle to Zens... Dan Taylor, what a guy

[Michael Fairman @FairmanMichael]

Form and free periods are so fucking pointless 🙃🙃

[Michael Fairman @FairmanMichael]

Know too many people who are more focused on a snap chat streak as apposed creating something more worth while for themselves 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

[Michael Fairman @FairmanMichael]

Looks like I did go Leads last year then 🤔😳

[Michael Fairman @FairmanMichael]

Kitty don't bite now that she's been fed

[Michael Fairman @FairmanMichael]

😮😮

[Amanda @EllenburgAmanda]

I want compensation for my suffering

[Michael Fairman @FairmanMichael]

Get to school on time for a change to only be sent home for not having a lanyard 🙃🙃

[Michael Fairman @FairmanMichael]

@gracesherry3 bullshit, I see you up at 3 in the morning searching for a bit of late night cock on snap chat

[Michael Fairman @FairmanMichael]

Ya boy Malcom

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

When Millwall fans see they've drawn Spurs away...

[Michael Fairman @FairmanMichael]

@jameshmcgrath @FairmanSean know any decent salons?

[Michael Fairman @FairmanMichael]

Hanging out of my arse

[Millwall FC @MillwallFC]

FULL-TIME | #Millwall 1-0 @LCFC

A 10-man Lions progress in the @EmiratesFACup thanks to Shaun Cummings goal at the death!!

[Michael Fairman @FairmanMichael]

Genuinely considering sun beds before summer... I'm such a pale cunt

[Michael Fairman @FairmanMichael]

Gone on school holiday to spend to just spend my whole week at work...

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

Your childhood was the greatest if you had at least one of these 😩