Percy Rutherford

Original fairy tales with morals and lessons for grown-ups! NEXT SHOW: MON JAN 9 @8PM at the GROUNDLINGS!

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

Tyrion saying, “And who has a better story than Bran?” in front of Arya after she killed the Night King and saved humanity is what I imagine it feels like to be a woman in this country.

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

Looking forward to the huge discount on weed at Walgreens tomorrow. #DayAfter420

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

What a beautiful day...
APRIL FOOLS WE'RE STILL LIVING A NIGHTMARE!

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

FINALLY a Disney character that reflects my life experience growing up as a gay goofy sidekick obsessed w handsome villainous straight guys.

[AmmunitionTheatreCo @AmmoTheatre]

Tickets on sale now! Grab your tickets for #HowtoRaiseaFreeman opening on March 3rd here: https://t.co/XTfNMZuyqk

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

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[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

Thanks Gaga! 1 in 4 gay people now have their Halloween costume for next year!

[Tina Huang🍥 @TinaHuang]

Had a blast last night performing @FairyTale18over at the Groundlings stage w/ these superb talents! tagged!

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

"Drain The Swamp" -- the sexual act of promising someone the greatest blowjob of their life then jerking them off with a Brillo pad instead.

[AmmunitionTheatreCo @AmmoTheatre]

Today is the day! At 1p we will join HS students to tell stories of the effects of incarceration. Support them. Be inspired. #ThisIsTheWork https://t.co/l2pSwm4lKd

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

Spotted in a dumpster in Hollywood...

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

There are now enough episodes of C-Span's "Congress Votes Down Common Sense Gun Laws" to sell into syndication.

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

Ok Republicans, you have the power to end this nightmare, or plunge us further into the worst Sliders episode imaginable. Choose wisely.

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

I believe I'm the first openly gay man to have a fairy tale show. #ImWithSam

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

From our family to yours, Happy National Tell A Fairy Tale Day!
Here's a picture of a tornado fucking a hurricane.

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

Turns out "The Tale of Frisky The Gay Horny Cat Who's Only Seen As A Slut" traces back to Mesopotamia 4000 BCE https://t.co/tC56cgHSkc

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

AMERICAN PEOPLE: Money should no longer be the deciding factor in political campaigns!
IOWA: Time for a coin toss!

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

Ever wonder what a "Blowjob bonanza" is? Then get your tickets to #JudgmentofFools now! https://t.co/yQfxV4mmvz

[AmmunitionTheatreCo @AmmoTheatre]

Tix on sale NOW for #JudgmentofFools! Put your party pants on! #LAThtr #FoolinAround https://t.co/UsEu5aQqR4

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

Saw @ohhelloshow this week. Possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen. Can't stop thinking about it. https://t.co/xanHwb4zTR

[Oh Hello @ohhelloshow]

#ohhello. Find out what some, but not all, people are talking about. https://t.co/vK94w72ZbK

[Percy Rutherford @FairyTale18over]

The Moral: Next time make BEASTS OF NO NATION with Matt Damon, Eddie Redmayne, and Christian Bale. And set it in the suburbs.