Faith Bittner

trust me i know

[Faith Bittner @FaithBittner8]

one day i’ll have to plan for a fall wedding so my honeymoon can be at the mothman festival

[andy sibbs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @sibbsbutemo]

it’s so joever

[Faith Bittner @FaithBittner8]

i think the tobacco industry pays lana del rey to promote cigarette smoking

[Faith Bittner @FaithBittner8]

what did everyone drink at taco bell before baja blast

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@sheetz

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i think @sheetz should sell crab rangoons

[Faith Bittner @FaithBittner8]

@sheetz don’t you already serve allergens

[Faith Bittner @FaithBittner8]

pam anderson was the megan fox of the 90s

[Faith Bittner @FaithBittner8]

@BeReal_App i want a dislike button

[Faith Bittner @FaithBittner8]

hint water is just decarbonated la croix

[Faith Bittner @FaithBittner8]

@mercede82251319 i didn’t even get a notification. good thing i don’t gamble

[Faith Bittner @FaithBittner8]

i don’t place sports bets but i will gamble that the bereal will go off as soon as the super bowl ends

[Faith Bittner @FaithBittner8]

william shakespeare

[Faith Bittner @FaithBittner8]

canned cranberry sauce

[Faith Bittner @FaithBittner8]

i’ve got my spine, i’ve got my doctor pepper

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

WHO’S PETE?!?

[Faith Bittner @FaithBittner8]

@brady84758371 absolutely. best experience of my life.

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@moshy3180 the other day i bought a sublime sweatshirt and you told me i was trying to be grunge 🤨

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how are bats real creatures

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@sheetz make green tea slushies