lilly

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

cats

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

forget about biden and trump i honestly feel like we should elect a can opener as our next president

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

yeah. that’s about it

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

you can always tell when someone is british when they say some weird shit like grey or favourite
actually it’s kinda cool and classy like if i had red lipstick on i would smoke a cigarette and say my favourite color is grey

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

that tatted barista you see every wednesday when you get your morning coffee at 11am be like i like cats and violence and the smiths

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

i need to find a way to ingest vicks vapor rub

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

@FaithBittner8 can you do an update on this pls

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

in a few weeks i’ll be hours away being mysterious in a city that doesn’t know me but for now i’m in my hometown grocery store anxiously struggling to use apple pay as the cashier rings up my third package of pillsbury snowmen cookies

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

nvm this apparently this isn’t true DAMNIT JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

holy shit i’m related to William Clark as of Lewis and Clark
i knew it

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

flannels and polaroids and caesar salads
crying in my shower to musical ballads
i never learned how to ride a bike or swim
but i’d take your ass down in a battle of wits

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

i feel like i’m just talking to a wall here do any of you remember me

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

@FaithBittner8 still confused why this never happened bc this would’ve been a great marketing opportunity for the company

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

@FaithBittner8 the baja blast freeze

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

who got my post notifications on rn just trying to sleep

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

i don’t have any tattoos but i know if i did they’d be super sick and badass and cool

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

going to sleep goodnight twitter whoops i meant to say x let me try that again going to sleep goodnight x

[Faith Bittner @FaithBittner8]

i think @sheetz should sell crab rangoons

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

@FaithBittner8 @sheetz thank god i have your post notifications on

[lilly @lilliannjamess]

hang on…. did she just make the song of the summer???