Fake AA Chairman Doug

What are there more of? Parody airline CEO accounts or different seat types in my fleet?

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

@EmilyMIZ22 @ThatLangNerd Respect my authoritah

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

@tompaseka @JTGenter This is by design

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

@JTGenter Cost cutting before I retire at the end of the quarter. My golden parachute rides on it

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

@FakeOscarMunoz @Fakedbastian @Fake_UnitedPR What's in the cups?

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

Looking forward to spending retirement drinking whiskey and taking long drives

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

@FakeOscarMunoz Expect a bill on your desk first thing in the morning

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

Not how I wanted to be told the news 😳

[Brett Snyder @crankyflier]

This is far more detail than I'm sure @AmericanAir would like out there, but, uh, congrats Robert? I can't imagine who else but Isom would fit the profile as the new CEO... whenever that may happen.
https://t.co/YiPlY9f13U

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

*takes notes*

[Jan-Hendrik Fiedler @FlyingFan1]

Holy shittaroni. The deal Laudamotion wanted to reach with flight attendant unions by today included a base payment of 1000€, after tax and including overtime pay this leaves just 848€ over 400€ below poverty line. And crews MUST PAY the airline for water it consumes inflight.

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

We're only sanitizing first and business class cabins regularly.

We're considering offering a Main Cabin Clean product for a fee

[Robert Wall @R_Wall]

Forget about the perks of priority boarding. In the new world of coronavirus-proof air travel, the people at the back of the plane get to go first. https://t.co/Mkhdy2lUeg via @WSJ

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

@brandonsblog @FakeOscarMunoz @nasty_canasta @Fakedbastian We just sacked the employee

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

@FakeOscarMunoz @aristotle4ever @JTGenter @AmericanAir @Korbel1882 Do note we have stopped uncorking bottles in front of passengers. Bottle may say Krug but it's the other K in there

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

@FakeOscarMunoz @JTGenter @AmericanAir We're actually shortening elite qualification windows. We need money now

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

@FakeOscarMunoz @nasty_canasta I promised myself I wasn't going to drink this weekend

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

@FakeOscarMunoz @rumboalfuturo20 @hharteveldt @KendallFlyers ?

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

@FakeOscarMunoz @rumboalfuturo20 @hharteveldt I'm here to line my pockets at the expense of the consumer

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

@FakeOscarMunoz @Fakedbastian

Something to discuss on the green tomorrow

[Ben Schlappig @OneMileataTime]

Ryanair Will Restrict Passenger Bathroom Use https://t.co/QTZksm4cMr

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

@e_russell @FakeOscarMunoz @brandonsblog @lazblue @JFKairport Since when did flights need to be economical for us to operate?

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

Back from vacation. Did I miss anything?

[Fake AA Chairman Doug @FakeAACEODoug]

@OWayfinder @Fakedbastian @iflyplaces @huskies626575 @FakeOscarMunoz We're all colluding anyway