Jack Grossman's Burner Account (Parody)

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@solomonster Keyes and Jevon both getting a big round one upset to then face each other would be WILD

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@bowtiedreact @CynicalPublius Gotta hope there isn't a Freddy Effect on the South similar to the Yellowstone Effect in Montana

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@Nope2You @RedditCFB So if they add the water break time onto the end of the half, doesn't that sort of defeat the entire purpose of it?

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@JCPSKY What are these made up positions? I thought JCPS was supposed to be cutting positions to save money?

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@StevePh84420573 @TheCardConnect @_EthanMoore No one should celebrate not knowing how to spell the word 'fear' 🤦

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@JackGrossman97

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@ThorolfButter @TheCriticalDri2 She needed to hack off the middle of that unibrow, amirite?

I'll see myself out

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@PedroJaniec @TheCriticalDri2 One thousand and one percent! My wife's first watch she was confused as to how his badge got stuck under the table leg. Told her that was House's way of letting Foreman know he was actually alive, while also fixing his wobbly table. She balled for like 10 minutes. Lol

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@CallingOurShot Pay the child support today and alimony tomorrow

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@UFLKings @DynastyFP This kid will be kicking in the NFL this fall

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@bavedikian @BestBuy @FedEx Legit did not know @BestBuy was still in business. All their stores in my area disappeared long ago.

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@ByPatForde Nah, it's fine the way it is. Horses and trainers just need to get better.

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@ShawnBollinger8 @Nerdrotics This is the terrifying thing to think about, that couples are aborting perfectly healthy babies because they MIGHT have a disability.

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@CentristRally18 @Nerdrotics They make way too much money to ever become wards of the state

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@QTRBlackGarrett @Nerdrotics @JosiahRises When my son was diagnosed in utero the OB told us we still had time to "make a decision" because my wife was "only at 20 weeks." I don't think she was happy that we didn't abort, because she asked us on multiple occasions if we were absolutely sure. Changed OBs soon after.

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@AndyStaples Opposite end of the spectrum from Saban on the "This guy's opinion should matter" scale

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@JCPSKY What are Principal Supervisors? I thought we were cutting the unnecessary positions, not creating new ones.

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@philcastelllini I legit wish this was real

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@TheOnlySweeney None of it means anything if they can't make it out of the first weekend