Andrew Evans

Ducks are awesome, be nice to them

[pardo🧸 @Hardpard]

holy fuck i’m in TEARS

[Andrew Evans @FakeAndrewEvans]

@coopercooperco Kinda wish Rush & Fever was the blueprint for the rest of their (still good) career

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

“Pope Leo is WEAK on Crime” is a prime-era Dril tweet, let’s be real here

[Andrew Evans @FakeAndrewEvans]

Sorry, come again?

[Street Fighter Movie @Street_Fighter]

Victory is beautiful… and so am I. ORVILLE PECK is VEGA. #StreetFighterMovie hits theaters everywhere October 16, 2026.

[Aubrey Huff @aubrey_huff]

Fellas, next time you go up to a woman at a bar do this. I’ve done this countless times, & it works 9 times out of 10.

Walk up to the bar & stand confidently next to her. Order your drink from the bartender & immediately look into her eyes & don’t break contact until she does. While looking into her soul shout out to the bartender confidently, “And please my good sir get this little temptress whatever she’s drinking.”

Introduce yourself in a seductive & deep confident tone which intrigues her sexually proving you’re a confident man not afraid to ask for what he wants.

Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked.

When the bartender delivers the drinks, ask him for a napkin & a pen. While you’re writing your name & number on the napkin speak these words in your best James Bond impression which should be spoken seductively, slowly, calmly, mysteriously, & with a touch of cocky arrogance, “Nice to meet you sweet tits, & thank you for the drink, I’ll be sure to get the next one when you meet me later at the bar I’m headed to.”

Just slide the napkin to her, while graciously letting the bartender know to put your drink on her tab. Then simply walk away leaving the bar.

This sounds like a dick move, but you will be amazed how many times you’ll get a text wondering which bar she should meet you at. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

most ai features are useless and forced onto us everywhere, making it harder to use old features that don’t need changing, and the parts of ai that are “technically” impressive, putting aside the environmental impact, feel like they’re destroying the fabric of percievable reality

[ً @ribscore]

pickleball golf labubu death challenge with jason bateman

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

what an incredible dilemma for a Disney CEO: stand up for principles or make a lot of money that will have no impact on your lifestyle as an already-rich person. if only there was a series of children's movies that could help with this decision

[Edward Row 𓃡 @edwardrow]

Reminder: Canadian corporate profits remain at record highs compared to pre-pandemic levels - banks, telecoms, grocers, transport, extraction giants, you name it. By 2022, corporate profits had surged 47%. These margins remain obscene; now, austerity tightens the public belts

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

please click on the video he thinks is real before he deletes this please do it now lmao

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Incredible video lmaoo

[Andrew Evans @FakeAndrewEvans]

@brofromanother Both hold up better than 90% of records from that time. Weekend in the City is nearly as good as Silent Alarm

[Andrew Evans @FakeAndrewEvans]

One of the dumbest men alive

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

🚨JOE ROGAN: "People are worried that Elon is going to steal everyone's money. He has $400B. Elon's not going to steal your money. That's not what he's doing. He's a super genius that has been f**ked with. When you've been f**ked with by these nitwits that hide behind 3-letter agencies, and you're dealing with one of the smartest people alive helping Donald Trump get into office and find out what corruption is really going on, you f**ked up.

You f**ked up and picked the wrong psychopath on the spectrum. He's going to hunt you down and find out what's going on, and that's good for everybody. That's how you should be looking at this, like 'Wow, we have a brilliant mind examining these really corrupt and goofy systems and bringing in a bunch of psychopath wizards."

🔥🔥🔥

[Edward Row 𓃡 @edwardrow]

when you have a politicians lying to a populace so blatantly - living in a different reality - and a population eager to hear it because they really feel quite lost (Trumpism/anti-woke populism/post-covid libertarianism) - you get power hungry conmen like Pierre Poilievre

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Please post a bit more positive, beautiful or informative content on this platform

[Kevin O'Leary aka Mr. Wonderful @kevinolearytv]

Mr. Wonderful here with some old-school marriage advice: don’t just move in with someone. Make it official, get married, and build something together. Marriage creates equity—it’s worth fighting for. Moving in is too easy, and when things get tough, it falls apart.

[Andrew Evans @FakeAndrewEvans]

Indiana Jones and the Great Circle really makes an art of beating unsuspecting Nazis with sledgehammers

[Senator Doug Mastriano @SenMastriano]

It is inconceivable that the federal government has no answers nor has taken any action to get to the bottom of the unidentified drones. The fecklessness of this administration was on display last year when a Chinese surveillance balloon was allowed to fly over the entire continental United States before being shot down. Such should be viewed as a threat to our nation and citizens and action is long overdue. We have recourses and assets in our arsenal to get answers, but I suppose Ukraine is more important to the White House. January 20th can’t come soon enough.