Anthony Doto

PARODY. This account does not represent the views of any real person. NOT the COO @twitter

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

1-Introduction-My next 87 tweets will be a 10,000 character tweetstorm. I had to write 10,000 characters, so this will be long-winded. $TWTR

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

I’ve poked fun and levied a lot of criticism, but many of those who have been laid off contributed significantly to the service I, and many others, value so deeply—thank you.

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

Twitter ending its tenure as a public company in a cultural war firestorm that ignores its unique and untapped business value is perfectly Twitter

[Leslie Berland @leslieberland]

In honor of Twitter’s 15th birthday, I took a stroll down memory lane...yup.
Here’s to the next 15! 💙

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

@anthonynoto As I ride off into the sunset to the teary words of Sarah McLachlan, I’m just glad I never had to learn to use the Twitter ‼️

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

As this account comes to an end, feel free to follow me on my personal account @anthonynoto

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

This account is a lot less fun to run when the team innovates and executes

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

That's the last time I try to code https://t.co/xYOMxTkDh4

[Government @Gov]

Earlier today @realdonaldtrump’s account was inadvertently deactivated due to human error by a Twitter employee. The account was down for 11 minutes, and has since been restored. We are continuing to investigate and are taking steps to prevent this from happening again.

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

We've seen your ideas to improve Twitter but we think our ideas are better

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

@pichette @Twitter https://t.co/ORn83kDuzp

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

I love Twitter

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

I have a feeling we're going get a tweetstorm from the President about editing tweets https://t.co/F9FheTE0MF

[Ivan the K™ @IvanTheK]

Third time will be a charm. I can feel it.

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

Snapchat: steals throw away content from Twitter
Twitter: cool new app
Snapchat: encroaches on Instagram content
Instagram: This is war.

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

See DAUs as opportunity for growth & metric for engagement, increase 12% y/y from undefined basis, investors confused, but refuse to release https://t.co/l4U90xYiAp

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

@leslieberland @MerriamWebster

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

If you look up fool's errand in @MerriamWebster you'll likely find #SeeEverySide

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

@CaseyNewton @Recode Fighting the good fight

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

For the life of me, I have no idea why I am glued to #Breaking2

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

Hey @GQMagazine

[Anthony Doto @FakeAnthonyNoto]

Twitter, as a service, creates/controls news cycles. Twitter, as a company, can't control/create a news cycle or roll out to save their life