Fake Booze

Like truth - but better.

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

@CellarRatBryn Nah. Just when we feel like it. Sorry mate. And not sure about this fecking platform either.

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

Drinks trade to debate assisted dying for brands that should have given up the ghost years ago.
‘It’s cruel to keep them suffering’ said a spokesman for the bill. ‘They deserve to be able to die with a dignity that they never showed throughout their entire miserable existence.’

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

@TheBuyer11 Just the odd comment when we can be arsed. And not sure how much longer bothering with Muskmedia either. But once in a while.

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

Use an iphone and the contents of your cellar this Christmas to show your peers that you are MUCH BETTER THAN THEY ARE in every way.
https://t.co/2QeGoQZY6B

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

@champdenwhite @British_Airways @easyJet Those bastards still owe us £1000 for a cancelled flight. Legally had to pay it. Just stalled for a year until we gave up. BA can do one.

[TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 6x💉 @BettinaSRoss1]

This made me laugh.

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

@GavinQuinney @WSTA_Miles Price rises and pointless bureaucracy are clearly the best way of addressing the UK’s soaring inflation and crippling lack of productivity.

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

UK wine trade thrilled to welcome excitingly baffling new duty system.
https://t.co/TRYaudnij8

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

@David_McWilliam Kanga… and probably some of Rabbit’s Friends and Relations. You’re right. It’s not much.

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

R&B star plumbs impressive new depths for celebrity drink with gusset-focust Chardonnay launch.
https://t.co/CNzWXQTqJA

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

The time has come for the drinks trade to man up and stop dropping crap into the ocean, says eco group Greenpiss.
https://t.co/2SvlQkbu7n

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

This wonderful bit of pseudy bollocks picked out by @guyawoodward reminds us of our Crap Tasting Note of the Year awards. Read ‘em and weep both from joy (because you didn’t write them) and abject sorrow (because they are bloody awful)

https://t.co/gXrwnVVC7d

[Guy Woodward (guywoodward on Bluesky) @guyawoodward]

Working my way through critics’ tasting notes of top Bordeaux. Some trying a bit too hard. I won’t reveal its author, but this is surely a contender for a @FakeBooze award…

‘The 2015 cannot fail to hedonically satiate and intellectually edify all lovers of great Bordeaux’

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

@LizGabayMW So we know who you'll be shouting for with your popcorn and slushie!

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

Let's get ready to ruuuuummmmble!!! Jancis and Parker in high profile slug-fest to decide who's the world's top critic.
https://t.co/H65YMdXUlu

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

Fake Booze is in love with whoever wrote this. Absolute genius.

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

@WineMan147 @MrArgentina Just another manic Meunier…

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

@WineMan147 @MrArgentina As rootless as Yellowtail. Wherever you lay Tannat. That’s your home.

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

@WineMan147 Are these the opening lines from your ‘lonesome traveller road trip’ song?

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

Magazine caught red handed in ‘not score fixing’ scandal.
This sort of flagrant honesty simply cannot continue, says drinks world.
https://t.co/gyhrLsrlHU

[Fake Booze @FakeBooze]

@HenryGJeffreys It looks like they missed off the final ‘e’. Then it makes sense.