Drinks trade to debate assisted dying for brands that should have given up the ghost years ago.
‘It’s cruel to keep them suffering’ said a spokesman for the bill. ‘They deserve to be able to die with a dignity that they never showed throughout their entire miserable existence.’
Use an iphone and the contents of your cellar this Christmas to show your peers that you are MUCH BETTER THAN THEY ARE in every way.
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@champdenwhite@British_Airways@easyJet Those bastards still owe us £1000 for a cancelled flight. Legally had to pay it. Just stalled for a year until we gave up. BA can do one.
@GavinQuinney@WSTA_Miles Price rises and pointless bureaucracy are clearly the best way of addressing the UK’s soaring inflation and crippling lack of productivity.
This wonderful bit of pseudy bollocks picked out by @guyawoodward reminds us of our Crap Tasting Note of the Year awards. Read ‘em and weep both from joy (because you didn’t write them) and abject sorrow (because they are bloody awful)
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Working my way through critics’ tasting notes of top Bordeaux. Some trying a bit too hard. I won’t reveal its author, but this is surely a contender for a @FakeBooze award…
‘The 2015 cannot fail to hedonically satiate and intellectually edify all lovers of great Bordeaux’