The Bruce Allen

Permanent and Forever GM of the Washington Redskins

[The Bruce Allen @FakeBruceAllen]

T-minus 6 weeks until you all love me

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@grantpaulsen Hold my beers

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@Redskins @nflnetwork @VernonDavis85 @85fortheArts Fire me! I'll go to the raiders and make them great again.

[The Bruce Allen @FakeBruceAllen]

Now would be a good time for Danny to announce my extension

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How many first rounders for him should we give up? I'm saying 5

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The expectation is that the #Steelers are likely to trade Antonio Brown before the new league year begins on March 13, per @mortreport.

[The Bruce Allen @FakeBruceAllen]

I shot a 2 over par while having a beer per hole. Way better than anything else I could have done today.

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@_JakeRussell @davidelfin

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@HilareeBanks

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And do you really think I'm ever giving Dan a new stadium? That ain't happening. I know the moment I do, I'm fired. So why would I ever do it??

[The Bruce Allen @FakeBruceAllen]

This is my favorite day of the year. Tomorrow starts the off-season and that is my time to shine!

#WinningOffTheField
#OffseasonChamps

[The Bruce Allen @FakeBruceAllen]

DJ unemployedager

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Eric Schaefer is just my errand boy. Nothing more.

[The Bruce Allen @FakeBruceAllen]

Am I allowed to fire coaches during half time?

[The Bruce Allen @FakeBruceAllen]

Being a GM is easy

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@johnnylocal This is how I make decisions

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@lmacHTTR Winning off the field!!

[The Bruce Allen @FakeBruceAllen]

@BurgundyBlog Alex who?

[The Bruce Allen @FakeBruceAllen]

@PostSports @Lescarpenter @kareemcopeland Aw yeah I did. Mine is the only vote that counts. Winning!

[The Bruce Allen @FakeBruceAllen]

@Redskins Totally worth it! Great decision

[The Bruce Allen @FakeBruceAllen]

Oh man, you guys ruined the surprise! I claimed Foster without telling anyone else here.