Kent & Francia's Son

Faux Artistic Director of Oregon Ballet Theatre, and yes, I do come from ballet royalty! #BalletComicCom

[Kent & Francia's Son @FakeCStowell]

Speaking of Tom Cruise today's Daily Dance Break http://t.co/9vedo9K

[Kent & Francia's Son @FakeCStowell]

@FakeKMcKenzie @FakePMartins Way to go all Jerry Maguire on us. What a disappointment (though I do secretly heart Tom Cruise!)

[Kent & Francia's Son @FakeCStowell]

@FakePMartins Please! I'm like a god around here. They worship me even though they make minimum wage. No #SMP necessary!

[Kent & Francia's Son @FakeCStowell]

@FakePMartins so glad OBT is non-union so I don't have to deal with whiny dancers, they just leave for union companies! #BalletComicCon

[Kent & Francia's Son @FakeCStowell]

PNB has Microsoft & Boeing. Why won't Nike throw me a bone & sponsor OBT?

[Kent & Francia's Son @FakeCStowell]

Sure would like to respond to OBT's private request, but alas they are yet to follow their fearless leader. #BalletComicCon

[Kent & Francia's Son @FakeCStowell]

@FakeKMcKenzie Please. Only my school director still smokes. Moby? Prefer to keep it local w/ PinkMartini & Horse Feathers #BalletComicCon

[Kent & Francia's Son @FakeCStowell]

Locking myself in my hipster loft today, clinically depressed over Anne's impending retirement. #BalletComicCon

[Kent & Francia's Son @FakeCStowell]

@NOTaliePortman OBT could use the press but our dancers only make $1/ show. Couldn't afford @SarahFeign if we wanted her! #BalletComicCon

[Kent & Francia's Son @FakeCStowell]

@morphing I do solemnly swear. Now, how do I join? #BalletComicCon

[Kent & Francia's Son @FakeCStowell]

@kdubzz @FakePMartins Cutthroat world we live in. Mr. Martins wouldn't hire me: too little for the tall ladies! Mom was devastated.

[Kent & Francia's Son @FakeCStowell]

@FakePMartins During our "Song & Dance" egg hunt with mom & dad last night we thought is was time to start tweeting!