Fake SarahLane

Not Sarah. This Fake Acct, by @morphing #BalletComicCon, is closing. Follow @movementasmuse 4 dance info!

[Fake SarahLane @SarahFeign]

Ah well. I'm through dancing on a raked stage. Fans of Sarah Lane, pls find her IRL at ABT and in their lovely new poster. #BalletComicCon

[Fake SarahLane @SarahFeign]

MT @The Ballet Bag Want? NEED! RT @brainpicker: Absolutely brilliant! Dance Writer converts txt 2 choreographed sequences http://j.mp/imL0Hh

[stephanie mcmaster @Smethanie]

Random New Yorkers don't like it when you use the mom arm to keep them from crossing the street when you feel it's unsafe. Lesson learned.

[Fake SarahLane @SarahFeign]

@drumlinIRL Don't sleep in passe, but I do a floor barre in my sleep.
I wake up and catch myself. #ballet #notkidding

[Fake SarahLane @SarahFeign]

@NOTaliePortman? I will not be your *wet nurse*. Besides the fact that I was homeschooled & find your language a bit coarse, we're -- over!

[Fake SarahLane @SarahFeign]

@FakeCStowell TY 4 thinking of me! If only I cld begin 2 give back 2 the community all it has given me. But my new agent says that I can't.

[Fake SarahLane @SarahFeign]

Thanks you, @EVargasABC for your additional feedback last Friday. I find it -- priceless! #BalletComicCon

[Elizabeth Vargas @EVargasTV]

Please watch my video response to last wks story on Sarah Lane, dance double in Black Swan. Thanks for ur feedback! http://on.fb.me/i4tKg5

[Fake SarahLane @SarahFeign]

Dear Agent: trouble! RT @Fleegull
@joffreyballet Join us 4 this awesome #blackswan inspired workout @ Equinox gym! http://bit.ly/swanworkout

[Fake SarahLane @SarahFeign]

RT @Kristina_S: It upsets me when people say Sarah Lane is looking for fame. She's already famous for what she wants to do which is Ballet.

[dreadful twerp @drumlinIRL]

@SarahFeign well I think you need more than "15 minutes". Deserve attention and credit. So there :-p

[Fake SarahLane @SarahFeign]

@FakeDiaghilev feeling better? Or still chilled to the bones?

[Fake SarahLane @SarahFeign]

@FakePMartins Sorry for the delay. On the phone w agent all day as "there is no such thing as bad press." Oops, I guess you might disagree.

[Fake SarahLane @SarahFeign]

@FakePMartins My handler says I have the voice of An Innocent. As for drinking sir...... Whatever has caused this tirade?

[Fake SarahLane @SarahFeign]

I think that went rather well, don't you?

[Jennifer Madison @DANCELENDS]

Thank you to @ABTBallet's Sarah Lane and @wperrondancemag for defending our art form watching on @ABC2020 http://abcn.ws/eU5vnz

[Debbie A. Nelson @chilternpsych]

@EVargasABC Sarah Lane interviewed exceptionally well & seems more disgusted on behalf of her profession than ego-concerned.I agree with her

[Fake SarahLane @SarahFeign]

So You Want To be an Arts Journalist via @artsmeme. #funny #media

[Fake SarahLane @SarahFeign]

Oh, dear. I've never heard @FakeKMcKenzie swear before. 6 minutes and counting. #pleasedontfireme

[Fake SarahLane @SarahFeign]

#FF @DaveTriesBallet! Now it's really time to get ready for the interview. Hope they're nice. Already spent the $2000 on shoes.