Fake Noam Chomsky

The best fake tribute to the best fake Linguist. Contact via this username at gmail.

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

For an interesting experiment in recursion, try reading "Reading Lolita in Tehran" in Tehran.

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

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[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

@theDANtheMAN whois this? how are we talking

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

the usenet admin did what?

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

Twitter ending?

No place to shitpost?

You can always use this page: https://t.co/yKkyQ2aF2U

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

Esperanto does not make generational leaps. Once learning it, the speaker has 2 weeks to mate until his friends find out.

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ME: there is a new type of verb phrase called "Little vP"
(Horvath & Siloni, 2002): Shut the fuck up
ME: Yes sir

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i see someone post a picture giving Noam chomksy a tiny birthday cake and think you see that? thats my tax dollars going towards that bull shit

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

well that was pretty context-free

[Stanford NLP Group @stanfordnlp]

“For someone who so frequently and serenely proclaims that he’s right, Steven Pinker can get curiously defensive … [writing] as if he’s part of an embattled minority”—@jenszalai. Sure sounds like someone who studied with Chomsky! https://t.co/ngZDGUriv3

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

Innately

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"Noam Chomsky" Has An Absolutely Bonkers Marvel Cinematic Universe Cameo — Here's How They Pulled It Off

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

so.... read any good debunked theories lately?

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

I signed WHAT

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

Oh hey, I've been gone a while. How many research programs have I missed?

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

@Itai_Leshem @grolnik מה פתאום אחי זה לגמרי אני

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

FYI, I also threw a party for time travellers once. Tons of Burmese and Greenlanders showed up.

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

Grammaticality judge not, lest ye be grammaticality judged.

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

I feel it is finally time to explain that this was a Jespersen joke. https://t.co/9Ru4WFbt33

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

"Yes man" is not the politically correct nomenclature. Please use "Otto" from now on.

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

"Yes man" is not the politically correct nomenclature. Please use "Otto" from now on.

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

called it https://t.co/g9eB6d5ZTy

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

Look, if Fidel's going to go anytime soon, I call dibs on his Bentley. Spread the damn wealth, geezer.

[Fake Noam Chomsky @FakeChomsky]

Double trochee, qu'est-ce que c'est