Fake Danica Patrick

I like it when all the guys look at my rear end

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

It doesn't matter @FakePiquetJr, if I win or lose I'll still get more press attention than all of those put together.

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

oops silly me, these flames http://twitpic.com/1agv8j

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

OMG, I will have to get some awesome new shoes to compliment these flames

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

Spent the day trimming my bush, gardening's so relaxing

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

@Fake_SamMichael Well the twins are quite perky today

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

Had trouble consentrating during the race, can't decide on red or blue drapes for the guest room at home.

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

I'm going to have quick hands right round @fakepiquetjr's neck

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

What do they mean the bumpy rides a problem? I always like a bumpy ride

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

it's all me me me :)

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

OMG! look at the photo they've chosen, I look like a balloon, I'm only eating Celery from now on http://www.arcaracing.com/

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

WOOOooooo! @fakedanica that just happened!

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

Hey @takepiquetjr, Shake & Bake!

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

Dilemma, now the seasons about to start, do I cut my toenails or just cut the toes out of my driving boots?

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

I've been sewing with chicken bones, look what I've made! http://twitpic.com/xmzt4

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

Hey @fakepiquetjr are you coming to NASCAR or not? I only signed up to be near you

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

I was going to nominate @fakepiquetjr for a shorty award as awesome lover, but there isn't an awesome lover category

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

After everything I've stuffed inside me, I doubt I'll be able to get my butt inside any sort of race car

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

I've finally driven a NASCAR, the whole time I was driving I couldn't get Duelling Banjos out of my head

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

Hope the twins can handle all the extra G-Force

[Fake Danica Patrick @FakeDanica]

Nobody wanted me in F1 so I'm going to race Indycar AND NASCAR to make up for it