Fake Dean Acheson

Low effort takes

[Fake Dean Acheson @FakeDeanAcheson]

@bequietofficial Hi - will these be available on launch day (today) in the US at shops like Amazon and NewEgg? Not seeing them yet. Thanks in advance!

[Fake Dean Acheson @FakeDeanAcheson]

@persily Looks like you can postpone your transfer to the history department for another 2 years!

[southpaw @nycsouthpaw]

These Trump fanatics are a fascist movement. They’re not very strategic or effective, but they’re not going to stop unless somebody stops them. I’m disappointed that even after this direct assault and security failure, Congress is not taking its responsibility to act seriously.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

It wasn’t today’s events that distinguished bad people from good people. That moment has long passed.

[Fake Dean Acheson @FakeDeanAcheson]

@nycsouthpaw Feelsbadman

[ACLU @ACLU]

These aren't protests — we know protests.

These were acts of violence meant to overthrow the legitimate outcome of a democratic election.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

For reference, there were 14,000+ arrests at the George Floyd protests.

[Fake Dean Acheson @FakeDeanAcheson]

@Olivianuzzi Thank you for your service

[Fake Dean Acheson @FakeDeanAcheson]

@JordanUhl This makes me mad, but I'm not clear on what I'm mad at

[Fake Dean Acheson @FakeDeanAcheson]

@seungminkim @maggieNYT Congrats to everyone involved for getting the "bottomless budget" quote through editing

[Fake Dean Acheson @FakeDeanAcheson]

@ditzkoff This is one of my all time favorites

[Fake Dean Acheson @FakeDeanAcheson]

@UrbanAchievr For ten yuan or so? Sure. North of 13 yuan? I don't think so.

[Adam Klasfeld @KlasfeldReports]

It is stunning how habitually the right-wing misinformation mill treats the docketing of a legal action as some sort of totemic accomplishment.

[Fake Dean Acheson @FakeDeanAcheson]

@lunasandwichbot @JbkJbk1234 Please, that would be implausible

[Jonathan Swan @jonathanvswan]

The words "brave" and "fearless" are too often applied to low-stakes performative reporting. *This* is what brave and fearless reporting looks like. @clarissaward and her colleagues are inspirational. https://t.co/MNou3AgJGX

[Donie O'Sullivan @donie]

🚨 Facebook has for the first time publicly linked a troll operation to a Western/NATO military.

Facebook says people linked to the French military were posing as locals in French-speaking African countries.
https://t.co/IdInC93xlK

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Am's 3 richest now pay zero state income taxes (Musk just moved from CA to Texas). Their roads, bridges, schools, water, police, firefighters, etc. are funded instead by state sales taxes -- which hit the poor and working class.

Outrageous inequality.

https://t.co/x5neHbQBC9

[Fake Dean Acheson @FakeDeanAcheson]

@Timodc @UrbanAchievr Yes, exactly - I was trying to find a polite way to say this

[Jason Leopold @JasonLeopold]

NEW from me & @a_cormier_ via #FOIA: Nearly a year after the House impeached Trump, ODNI released the criminal referral alleging Trump committed crimes related to his call with Ukraine’s president, a conversation that sparked the historic proceedings
https://t.co/6zSqSVrdx4