Dirk

Uncle - Brother - Wilber-Clatonia Alumni Band Member - Baseda Dance Choreographer - Oregon Basketball Fan - Car Salesman

[Dirk @FakeDirkAltman]

We’re on the downhill slide of June and you know what that means…less than 50 days till the 65th annual Czech Days…the best small town festival Nebraska has to offer!!! And to make it even more special the Budweiser Clydesdales will be in attendance!!!

[Dirk @FakeDirkAltman]

Just going for a swim waiting on the game tonight and an interesting thought crossed my mind, Dana created 75% of the bluejays basketball fanbase! Go ducks!!!

[Dirk @FakeDirkAltman]

Newmie, my sister, and I get locked in for some duck action

[Dirk @FakeDirkAltman]

Chuck Barkley was close to receiving the all access pass to the 63rd annual Czech Days Festival. He predicted Oregon to the finals but then had them losing to Arizona. Mind you this all access pass has never been passed out. And yes, I have the authority to administer this honor!

[Dirk @FakeDirkAltman]

They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. Well, that’s certainly the case for this year’s Czech Days! I can’t wait to celebrate with you all! #pivo #polkacircles #kolache #kraut

[Dirk @FakeDirkAltman]

I’ve been watching Dana win big games for a long time and it NEVER gets old! Thanks for all the calls, texts, and well wishes today! On to the Sweet 16! #MarchMadness #bendyourknees #sweet16

[BustABucket @BustaBuckt]

Dana Altman's NCAA Tournament Record in 7 trips at Oregon:

* Doesn't get upset - 91% win percentage as lower seed
* Scary as underdog - 4 wins as 12 seed, 4-5 against lower seed
* First Round Lock - 7-0
* Only loses to elite teams - Eliminated by only 1 or 2 seeds

#GoDucks

[Dirk @FakeDirkAltman]

Ducks were robbed of an opportunity to showcase their talent in last year’s tournament after playing their best ball. Theyre foaming at the mouth to tip tonight. Putting it in perspective its like trying to wait till 2:00 on the Parade Sunday of Czech Days! #GoDucks #MarchMadness

[Dirk @FakeDirkAltman]

When I hear “Ducks fly with wings of their own!” from @BillWalton I get a similar feeling when the WC drum line hits that first note before marching on the Sunday parade of Czech Days. Dana has got em going again at the right time!

[Corey duBrowa @coreydu]

Hey @OregonMBB fans: isn’t it *incredible* that every year in Eugene, no matter who is in the lineup or what the season has been like, our Ducks are always playing their best basketball in... March? There is a reason for that and his name is Dana Altman #ScoDucks 🦆🏀💯

[Randy Pryor @Pryor_Knowledge]

The Syracuse girls basketball team punch their ticket to Lincoln in Class C-1 action tonight in a gym coach Pryor played college ball! Hastings. 48-44 over O’Neil. Great game Rockets! & @Coach_Pryor

[Dirk @FakeDirkAltman]

@MountainDew 73

[Dirk @FakeDirkAltman]

@OregonMBB Easy! When the Ducks beat Kansas Chickenhawks in Kansas City punching their ticket to the Final Four!

[Wilber Czech Days @wilberczechdays]

Isn’t this just adorable?! We’re all missing #wilberczechdays this year. #kolache #adorable #czech

[Dirk @FakeDirkAltman]

I know I’m not gonna see as many of you as I usually do, but if you see me make sure to stop and say hello! To all those who I don’t see, hope to catch you next year!

[Dirk @FakeDirkAltman]

Hard to believe it should be Czech Days. When you been doing it for as long as I have, my body just can sense Czech Days. It definitely knows something is missing. Still gonna have some polkas, still gonna have my Czech vest on, still gonna get a lil dose of Czech Days spirit!

[Suiting Up Varsity🟧 @SuitUpVarsity]

The 1981 Wilber-Clatonia cheer squad doing what I'm going to call a diagonal pyramid. More interesting to me, the conference banners above them. Milford, Southern (listed as Wymore), and Tecumseh. Is this Southern Nebraska? Who else would have been in there in 1981?

[Dirk @FakeDirkAltman]

@SuitUpVarsity This gym is without a doubt the best gym in the snc. Maybe in all of class C. Convince me otherwise. I’m open to debates!

[Dirk @FakeDirkAltman]

Happy Birthday to my favorite brother! Happy birthday, Coach!

[Oregon Men's Basketball @OregonMBB]

Please join us in wishing Coach Altman a Happy Birthday!

#GoDucks #AlwaysUs

[Dirk @FakeDirkAltman]

Really don’t have much today say. This is something I never thought I’d see. I want everyone to know I’ll miss them this August. I want you guys to take care of yourselves and your families. 450 Days until Czech Days!!!