Evan Arlattmay

If you aren't smiling, you're missing out on life...
This is a parody account.

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

Educate the next generation #doitforthekids @DomMazzetti @BroScienceLife

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

@ZPruDo @ArtificialChris just logged into Twitter for the first time this year haha. I'll check him out

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

B1G

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

I can't even go forward - Guy breaks it down on the treadmill to ‘Uptown Funk’ (Video) http://t.co/Ni43r3470b

[Granger Smith @GrangerSmith]

Don't mean to tease but...
Just listened to the final versions of the new EP.

Damn.

[Omar Kelly @OmarKelly]

So Steve Ross gave Suh a $25.5M signing bonus. Must be nice.

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

Just bought Bulls tickets 4 minutes before finding out about DRose's knee 😒

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

The new snapchat is actually kind of nice

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

@coydepratt @Things4WhitePpl @AustinFiedler @Deemr91 @MasonSilver1 @JoelFirkins @J_8Mile oooo we do too don't we

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

One of the few things I could ask for in life is reliable wifi

[Fanly Gridiron 🏈 @FanlyGridiron]

EXCLUSIVE: NFL Players on Tinder - Playoffs Edition
https://t.co/68Bv4YMLuP

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

@maddie_eee 😎

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

Evan Marlatt just dominated a game against Maddie E. in Trivia Crack! http://t.co/ceRU14lX6x

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

Semi-pumped to go out in Dallas for the first time tonight #2turnt4theclub #thatwasrookie

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

@KhailW58 @AustinFiedler if you get kicked out like Springfield I'm not tracking you down lol

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

Who dat! Brees with the whirlybird TD!

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

@Pierre_Thomas love the all around support #GoHawks #WhoDatNation #illini

[Patrick Kane @DrunkKane]

Guess who's back, back again. Kaner's back. Tell a friend.

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

Exciting way to start the season! #GoHawks

[Evan Arlattmay @FakeEvanMarlatt]

“@itsWillyFerrell: When you try explaining to Jesus why you deleted the Bible app to make room for iOS 8: http://t.co/lGZFfgxodj” @BarTonTon