#FakeFreeCities

Sassier than Westeros, home to exiled hot royalty and far sexier religions. Feeling superior to our western cousins since the dawn of time. #FakeFreeCities

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@FWesterosNorth @FWesterosSouth We're always open to a sexy threesome? *Winks*

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@Arya_No1 @WaifOfBraavos Waif Milk is still our top selling drink. Our tourists find it literally BLINDING!

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@FWesterosNorth @FWesterosSouth We'll disappear!

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@FWesterosNorth @FWesterosSouth While you two are being invaded we'll just be like...

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Superior and sexy. Pretty much like this.

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@Arya_No1 Please hug the ground!

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@Arya_No1 We miss you!

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To @FWesterosNorth @FWesterosSouth @ModFakeWesteros @FakeFreeCities we are listing your members to avoid confusion with our parody accounts

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Guys, be careful of the user @AManIsNo1. He's going around various people in the fandom, so just block and report.

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@FWesterosSouth @TheStranger_7 @FWesterosNorth Are you two getting divorced? We think you are a sexy landmass. 😘

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@FWesterosNorth @TheStranger_7 @FWesterosSouth @TyrionTheHand That was hilarious. The way that building went up. We could see it from here.

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@FWesterosSouth @TyrionTheHand @FWesterosNorth See! We have actual freedom now that the Dragon witch has seemingly buggered off for good!

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@FWesterosSouth @TyrionTheHand @FWesterosNorth But we have wine! And whores! And freedom!

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@WaifOfBraavos @vahlamorgulis @Arya_No1 Death! And whores?!

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@FWesterosSouth @TyrionTheHand @FWesterosNorth Aww...

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@TyrionTheHand @FWesterosNorth @FWesterosSouth Aren't you responsible for most of Meereen still being on fire right now?

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@WaifOfBraavos @vahlamorgulis @Arya_No1 Cute mask?

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@vahlamorgulis @Arya_No1 No wonder no one likes it here! We need tourists! Be nice!

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We have roles available in #FakeFreeCities Come and RP with us!

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@FWesterosNorth @FWesterosSouth @JonNightsWatch Are you staring at our legs? **Flashes ankles**