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The George P. Burdell of GaTech Twitter feeds.

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@bluejacketsga @Kelly_Quinlan Tech has worn white at home regularly for over 20 years. It's not exactly a new concept at this point.

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[Campus Bulletin] After the clear pattern of success in Ireland, we are officially announcing that all future home games will now be played in Dublin for the remainder of the decade.

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[Campus Bulletin] We're pleased to announce that all future commencement speakers will now be replaced by AI, as part of our ongoing commitment to making Georgia Tech tuition costs affordable to more students.

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We are hearing reports of unruly dogs spotted on campus displaying low intelligence and high aggression, likely due to irresponsible inbreeding. If you see such an animal, do not approach it, as it lacks the cognitive ability to communicate beyond the most primitive barking.

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[Campus Bulletin] lol miami

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@NiklausFuller "To Hell With Georgia," on repeat for two hours

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[Campus Bulletin] Sorry, the Reck's progress and service light came on and is in the shop. But we acquired a replacement to lead the team onto Hyundai Field!

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[Campus Bulletin] Everyone please start practicing the new fight song lyrics:
"I'm a Ramblin' Sonata from Santa Fe and a helluva Elantra!"
#newpossibilities

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[Campus Bulletin] Official sources tell us that precincts have not finished counting write-in votes, so George P. Burdell is not yet prepared to concede this election.

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@DustinSReese So we shouldn't tell students they're going to pass thermodynamics?

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@GT_Jill We have observed this, and in order to facilitate better parental involvement, we're happy to announce a new parents dorm being built on campus! Studies show higher student success when closely supported by their family. Win-win for everyone!

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[Campus Bulletin] Students, please register for GTPD's newest self-defense course this month, with special guest instructor Will Smith.

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[Campus Bulletin] It's the end of winter in Atlanta, when clocks spring forward, your grades fall back, and the weather defies all known logic.

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@GTUniVault I sure hope they score because the "goose egg" jokes will just be too easy.

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[Campus Bulletin] Breaking news! 😮

https://t.co/zwohUCnVJ5

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[Campus Bulletin] In addition to our football NIL sponsorship with TiVo, we're now partnering with another cutting edge technology product: MS Paint. We've already collaborated with them on our new logo rebranding!

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@p_niceee @GeorgiaTech It's way more Georgia Techy.

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[Campus Bulletin] After this past Saturday's game, we're wondering if we might be the first team to actually lose to Bye Week.

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[Campus Bulletin] 3rd Down is now Money Down. Finals Week is now Fire Week. North Avenue is now Swag Ave. Please start using these official terms. Thank you for your cooperation.

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[Campus Bulletin] Welcome back, students! To start the new year, we'd like to present our official plans for replacing the Campanile fountain.

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