FakeGerryWashington

The better half of Fake Ron Washington. Like way better half!

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

RONALD!!!

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

RONALD!!! I thought you left to go get some creamer 6hrs ago... where you been?!?!

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

@FBI Please talk to Juliene Miller about 1/6. Her and her husband own Dry Creek Land & Cattle Co. in Bella Vista CA. She was there. I don't think her husband was but she has posted stuff on FB and later removed. Not sure if she did anything against the law, but she was there.

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

@AROD

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

@925mlbfan @fakeronwash38 @SupGirl

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

@925mlbfan @QCortes @fakeronwash38 Gabe, quit sliding into my DM's or else I'm telling Ronald!

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

@QCortes @925mlbfan @fakeronwash38 Hey baby!
I'm here, always lurkin!

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

@JeffPassan is it true that Rachel Luba was present during the events that Bauer is accused of and/or helped arrange the encounters?

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

@MuellerSheWrote @Eltonrowalker I'm confused. You say that you're Army, but you're wearing Marines fatigues in your picture. Also, your name is different.

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

@925mlbfan @fakeronwash38 @shawcochrane Awe Gabriel! Great find.

[Gabe @925mlbfan]

@fakeronwash38 @shawcochrane UPDATE: and I also have something from the archive (weird that we keep finding all of this stuff) - a rare wedding photo of a young @fakeronwash38 and @FakeGerryWash!

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

@925mlbfan @fakeronwash38

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

@925mlbfan @fakeronwash38 "RONALD! Don't you joke about that. You know you wouldn't last a day without someone to scrub your tighty whities.

Now, go get the power sander, my corns are out of control."

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

@Lher_02 @fakeronwash38 @925mlbfan My name is Fake Gerry Wash!

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

Girls do fart. Just saying! 💨💨💨

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

@925mlbfan @fakeronwash38

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

C'mon ladies! Get out and vote!
#Athletics #WomenDoPoo

[FakeRonWash ⚾🚬🚽 @fakeronwash38]

LADIES: Anonymous survey time here... I think I just stumbled upon a new piece of knowledge... when at your place of work or out and about do you do any of the following after going number 2? Remember! This is anonymous so please participate!
#WashTalk #KoolsandCobra

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

@fakeronwash38 Oh Ronald! That's just your nephew!

[FakeRonWash ⚾🚬🚽 @fakeronwash38]

@sal_castaneda @Benioff The best part of being at the office 10hrs a day is the break I get from my wife @FakeGerryWash. That woman is gonna drive me to the funny farm one of these days!

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

I'm a dedicated Peloton customer and would love to be able to use my new Tread and find out what's going on.

[FakeGerryWashington @FakeGerryWash]

@onepeloton I need your help. My new tread arrived last Monday and screen stopped powering on almost immediately. Have ticket open and they sent a new smart card, which I received and said a technician will contact us for repair. That 72hr window has passed. Can you assist?