Fake GFS

Just trying to use ur tax dollars as best i know how

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

Who’s ready for some phantom canes? No? Well sorry deal it, time to brush off the rust

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

Dont think i didnt see this

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

And u wonder why u have to pay for @ECMWF_Winning

[Mike Ventrice @MJVentrice]

Warning: #wxporn

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

@FakeNAM @ECMWF_Winning Folks in OK would like a word with u #phantomsnow

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

I am the rebuttal

[Matt Lanza @mattlanza]

We should forecasts like politically charged addresses. I’ll present the forecast and we will get another forecaster to prepare a formal rebuttal.

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

“Id rather lose than cheat”

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

There will be repurcassions, Harvey will be of infantile proportions compared to what i have for u

[Matt Lanza @mattlanza]

I used the NAM to forecast hurricane intensity.

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

Euro, too many foreign equations, anti-American weak on gap winds& linear perturbations, terrible #MGFSGA #TrumprallyTBA

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

How am i doin

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

Yeah you focus on that while I go all Puerto Rico on Hawaii

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

The Japanese model invited me over for some sushi with wasabi https://t.co/P13Ab0uYaP

[Matt Lanza @mattlanza]

Thursday afternoon dance floor moves to the GFS in the West Pac. #silliness

[Ted Ryan @wxmanted]

Well it's not a hurricane but I'd say that's still a damn good 11 day forecast from the GFS. Fight me.

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

It is belittling & demeaning, remember 2 wrongs dont make a right https://t.co/uNCOw0O4Lp

[Trevor Boucher @ZombieTrev5k]

Not to belittle or demean, but this is an excellent teaching moment...

A week ago, one run of the GFS weather model produced a hurricane making landfall near Galveston. Today, we have 0% chance of cyclone activity. (1/x)

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

Thats right keep ignoring my output

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

Maybe I should be the 46th, i seem to be really good at creating jobs, https://t.co/m7U03I8RQO

[Matt Lanza @mattlanza]

When I told my high school friends why I wanted to be a meteorologist, I said it was because I wanted to spend my Friday nights trying to soothe the souls of Houstonians freaked out by the day 8 GFS operational model. AMA

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

@mattlanza I am hiring for pay to tweet, helps me stay focused on that 14-79 day period

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

if you then
don't dont come
love me calling
at my at my

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

I honestly dont know what to do with all this attention im getting today. I dont think i been poked & proded this much since I successfully forecasted the great Podunk flood of 2007. Ive always been the preferred NWP of @NWSPodunk, yall just been hatin all this time. https://t.co/4vYvta6QeY

[Jim Cantore @JimCantore]

Pattern starts to transition next week then maybe flip in early May. Expect more Plains Severe Storms.

[Fake GFS @FakeGooFuS]

DYK “The New Madrid Run” was based off one of my runs https://t.co/Z9efOld3jk