NWS Podunk

We're the third wheel of forecast offices. We still use WSR-57. Winner of Biggest Polygon at the county fair. Not an actual NWS office…but we should be.

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We're here 24/7 staring at screens to keep you safe. Most of the screens have weather on them. Some have SpongeBob. But it's mostly weather.

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If you've moved on to bluer skies, please give our office a follow for the latest goat-related alerts and radar updates.

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Warm Goat Springs has gone the past 18 hours without precipitation, a new record for the month of October.

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ROY STOP IT

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TEST

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We're using AI to translate our products now and we've only had to issue six apologies since last night.

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🚨 Please note the color of our Beaver Dam Alert is changing from Salmon to Sunkissed Salmon.

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Have you ever wondered where NWS Podunk meteorologists went to school?

So do we.

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We're watching the radar. It won't do THAT again.

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We're pleased to announce that Debby has almost moved into Canada, where it'll be renamed DebbÉ.

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Temperatures are in the 90s across the region. They're eating Dunkaroos and watching Rugrats.

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Intern Roy is thriving in his summer rotation at GSP!

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Look what showed up today. In meteorology, we refer to these clouds as Puffy Wuffy.
#ncwx #scwx #gawx #cltwx

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This is peak content.

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Everyone. You're all so sweet, even when we mix up the high and low temperatures. 🥺

[Andrew Markowitz @amarkowitzWX]

Who is someone you've exclusively interacted with on #wxtwitter that you would like to meet in person?

Honestly as easy as it is to complain about the drama on here, I am very thankful for the various IRL and online friendships and connections I've made in this community.

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Intern Roy is out on a storm survey this evening.

He found six storms.

We'll keep you updated.

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HQ likes to change our password so we can't tweet anymore. They say we're a "walking disaster" and a "massive liability."

Pish posh. They're afraid to live. And we always figure out the new code.

[Mike Cox @wxmc]

@NWSPodunk First time I’ve heard from you guys in a while! Sending you an @ so maybe the algorithm will show it to me before I blame Roy for forgetting to post again. I miss tweeting.

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If you can't see auroras tonight, shine a light on the wall and make shadow puppets.

It's less tweetable, but at least you'll have a little fun being a silly goose!

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Are you #WeatherReady this spring?

Anticipate the cumulus. Achieve oneness with the radar. Exist in the downdraft. Be.

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One of our computers thunk too fast and now all of our products are down until tomorrow.

This outage replaces yesterday's outage, which was caused by bad vibes.

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Our seasonal outlook calls for at least one named storm this summer. We will name it Bob.

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Our website is currently offline while we bring you the newest and latest technology.

Nah, just kidding. Intern Roy unplugged the server to use the toaster. It'll be back soon.

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Good news! The radar is operational. Pigeons should be safe to fly through the beam again.