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@DavidGanhao @ThePeachReport you know there’s more than one kind of doctor? right,

[😇arran😇 @heli0polis]

category is: heartbreaking friendship fall outs. these duos were all extremely close, on and off the show, and had really nasty fallouts because of how deep it was.
#RHOA #RHONJ #RHONY

[😇arran😇 @heli0polis]

category is: top tier messy pot-stirrers
#RHOA #RHOBH #RHOP #RHOC

[😇arran😇 @heli0polis]

category is: best reunion performances of all time! each of these ladies GATHERED their opponents and didn’t flinch that season!
#RHOA #RHONJ #RHOP

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@SBoushahri @bravobeez yeah, she put it into her home!!

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BREAKING: Marge is on the wrong side of a conflict… #RHONJ

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Wow so disappointed in Will Smiths behavior tonight. @chrisrock is a class act he handled himself with true professionalism . Amazing the way he kept it moving👏👏#Oscar

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BREAKING:
#RHOD fan thinks the show tanking vindicated a racist

[Whitney’s hilling journey @Gizellesshade]

LeeAnne is the housewife that got vindicated the most out of all the franchises #RHOD

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BREAKING
Lisa Vanderpump hires Erika Jayne as a PUMP server, says “She needs the money but not enough to be on my show”. Sources say Erika is excellent as sweeping and cleaning the bathrooms. #RHOBH #PumpRules

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BREAKING NEWS
Sources tell us Mary M. Crosby’s favourite sandwich filling is “cheese salad” and that she only eats dairy in a “God honouring manner”. Has the #RHOSLC star taken it too far?

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Thoughts?

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DISCUSSION
A reliable blind tip has told us one of the #RHONJ husbands has SMEGMA! Who is your bet?

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BREAKING!
Government officials are considering sending #RHOD alum Stephanie Holman to Russia, to “scare the soldiers into submission”. Does this creepy queen have what it takes?

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UPDATE:
#RHOP has delayed filming due to soliciting Siggy Flicker to join the cast. Inside sources state “Flicker is the key needed to keep the show fresh.” Rumours have it the cast is NOT happy with the decision, citing that if they want to throw cake, they will.

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EXCLUSIVE
#RHOSLC fans’ 6th favourite housewife Heather Gay WILL be announcing a new business venture. Gay has teamed up with Whitney Rose to open a private investigation firm, that absolutely does not guarantee results.

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BREAKING NEWS
#RHOM alum Adriana reveals she enjoys will be taking a hiatus of the show to enjoy enhancement surgery, and “come back with a butt as big as Kim Kardashin’s”