@VirginAtlantic Thanks, the chat function in the link doesn’t work either. Very frustrating as I cannot update my info for a forthcoming flight to the US.
. @sainsburys, just had a grocery delivery & I’m not impressed. Soft items (bread, crisps, buns & bananas) all squashed after being packed in a bag with tins & bottles. Bananas so ripe they’re brown spotted as well as crushed. Dorritos crushed & bag popped open. Unacceptable.
@skynews#Tenerife hotel with apx 1,000 guests is on lockdown after an Italian tourist tested positive for #coronavirus. Police surrounding the hotel, named locally as the H10 Costa Adeje Palace to make sure no-one enters or leaves.
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“You must learn to control your emotions Anakin. If you are feeling stressed, maybe you should hit the gym.”
“But Master, hitting the gym to relieve stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.” #starwars
“Have you located the rebel base Governor?”
“No, Lord Vader, but I’ve a plan to crush this Rebellion.”
“Which is?”
“We offer free WiFi in Starbucks on Yavin & Dantooine. The rebels will line up to watch infernal cat videos and...boom.”
“Impressive. And I thought I was evil.”