Jesse Juarez

I hit things with things and throw the things that I hit things with and then catch the things so I can continue hitting things with things.

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

What if you dream that you’re taking a nap. Does that energy transfer? So you take a 4 hour nap and within your nap you’re taking a nap. BOOM!!! 8 hours of sleep. @neiltyson do science stuff and make this happen. @NASA you want in on this scientific breakthrough?

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@cath0licguilt_ @croxotic The second I saw it was Taylor Handley as the husband I knew something bigger was happening.

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@NikNocturnal 🐧

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

I was seriously just thinking that Jeremy needs to release a new movie. Sept 6th works for me.

[Jeremy Saulnier @saulnier_jeremy]

BLAM. See you Sept 6th! #RebelRidge

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

Band and crew were so fucking awesome. I highly recommend sitting behind your favorite drummer during a show.

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@saulnier_jeremy First and only movie I’ve ever watched and then immediately rewatched with the director’s commentary. Incredible movie.

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@apbinaz @dirtbagqueer Ruspin.

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@GL00MDIVISION My favorite drummers drum tech made everyone reach up really high and then quickly went low to hand drum sticks to me. 😂 (We brought him his favorite candy)

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@ZoeRoseBryant @cinephiles04 I was trying to come up with some funny joke about his horror movie being backwards and confusing but the way I crafted the joke was just Memento. 😂

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@WalkinDude78 You guys remember that prank commercial they got us all with. Fuck Tubi.

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@JAMnit_JAM @DiscussingFilm And all the citizens only go after politicians. 😇

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@Finmyster101 @TerryBeez666 In September 2023 I saw them in a 1,000 cap venue. In May 2024 I’ll be seeing them at a 9,500 cap venue.

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@snockhit @Srirachachau That was my biggest issue with MoviePass. I love buying my seat before I’m at the theater so I can see how many people are there and if anyone is near where I want to sit. 😂

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

Just picked up tickets for Red Rocks. 😂

[Sleep Token @Sleep_Token]

Tickets for the ‘Teeth Of God’ North American tour have been swiftly depleted, save for limited remaining allocation in Montreal.

In the meantime, so-called “bot/scalper” purchases are being identified and cancelled, before being redistributed for genuine followers to procure.

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

I thought about filming this for days. It’s exactly what I wanted.

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@Brostafa55 Brooooooooooo. I almost tagged you in this because I fucking felt like it was something you could relate with. 😂😅😬

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@opinionsbyjane @TheCinesthetic Good movie or not I’m still upset his performance in Batgirl won’t ever be seen. I’m sure he killed it.

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@rollupmywrist @DiscussingFilm A Los Pollos Hermanos spin off? A Lavandería Brillante Industrial Laundry spin off?

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@MrBeast If he never leaves you don’t have to pay him. It’s probably cheaper to keep the store stocked so he won’t want to leave.

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@johtofreeze_nw @theelderemox I spent $400 on 2 Sleep Token tickets but $413 for 1 - 4 day Aftershock pass. 😂😅

[Jesse Juarez @FakeJesseJuarez]

@TurtlexHermit Expires 4/31/2024. 😂😂😂😂