FakeJomJom

A blind squirrel finds a nut every once in awhile!

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

@MikePittel I hear ya buddy! Usually my crown doesn't last too long, but it's ALWAYS good! #Crown #LETSGOFUCKERS

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

@MikePittel Better be going back home to Lawrence baby! ROCK CHALK! #RCJH #MikeNeedsABeer #JomJomNeedsALoko

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holy shit what happened last night!? Woke up and Lucky was covered in casino chips. Must've hit that FIRe! #5dollarYO #Heater #BlackedCraps

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

@MikePittel WOW Mike. REALLY!? 18s are for pussys #IRememberMyFirstBenchPress #ComeAtMeBro

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

@MikePittel Yaaa you mean nothing crazier than 16's getting drunk on beer!! #LightWeightBABY #WhereUAtMike #StrongerThanYou

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

ROCK CHALK PUSSYS drunk# fuckin saturdays am I rite? #4lokoKindaDay

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

Boss sent me home early cause im drunk. Looks like drinking at work DOES pay off! Fuck yaaa lets drink some more bitches! #Shots #BadAssBoss

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

It's Friday fuckers! Still drunk from last night but fuck it. Gotta keep my buzz alive! @Connor_Ronan_11 You won't do it! #CrownForBreakfast

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

@MikePittel Damn buddy you were drunker than me last night! Drunk tweeting is for lightweights! #16sDontGetDrunk #DontBeGay #Beer

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

Guy in the cubicle next to me says I smell like booze. It's called Crown ya pussy! #Crown #RockChalk #IRememberMyFirstBeer #NvmNoIDont

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

Ready for Vegas fuckers! Only 4 weeks away time 2 start drinking! #BeerMe #LightWeight #UWontDoIt @MikePittel @drew_brookner @Moneymakinmax

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

Fuckin' jags babay! #passthecrown

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

Fuck yoooou #whereismike #ArianaGrandePumpkinSpiceLatte

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Jayhawks gonna beat Texas yaaaaa I'm a loko deep fuckers LETS GO #gojayhawks #fucktexas #RockChalk

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

@Cie2B40 Sam Bradford sux so bad. I bet he gets hurt by week 3 #rams #jayhawks

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

I'd knock the crap out of Mayweather #pussy #MayweatherMaidana2

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

@Cindida is my favs and her 16s don't get drunk off beer like @MikePittel #RockChalk #drunktweet #mikewontdoit

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

#RedFriday is near! Be prepared with a #ChiefsKingdom flag.

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[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

@MikePittel ya pussy #youwontdoit #comeatmebro

[FakeJomJom @FakeJomJom]

I could have any girl in here if I wanted #donttellcynthia