Fake Kader Nouni

The Barry White of tennis. My voice is like a bath of chocolate, golden syrup and fine brandy. You can believe everything here is a lie.

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

People keep asking me why I prefer WTA over ATP. They also keep calling me the Barry White of tennis. Surprising how thick people are!

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

Best players across the three 2020 grand slams. Interesting enough, but why only players? Obviously people want and need a similar list of umpires #wta #ATPTour #umpireLivesMatter

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

Forget the lame Federer challenge, this is actually f-ing hard

[Fabrice Santoro @fabsantoro72]

Come on guys. You can do it 😉
Send me your videos 😜

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

I predict we are going to get a Mats Wilander movie one day 🎾
#atp #wta @batemanjason

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

Hey, by the end of all this, MAYBE we will be able to catch a short glimpse of Bianca Andreescu uninjured. #atp #wta

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

@amigatehouse @TennisPodcast Can I please be the umpire? Pleeease!

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

@StefTsitsipas Anything healthy!

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

@FortyDeuceTwits We need another machine so we can challenge Hawkeye!

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

@CaroWozniacki What are you doing, crazy girl?

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

@GarbiMuguruza Tasteful, tasty!

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

@Amelia_98858 Lonely? What a pity! Let me show you around.

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

Jeez, I feel an injury coming just *watching* this!

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

Players get a friggin’ building, look at the poor umpire!

[Paps @DatGoneIt77]

Don’t think I’ve seen this before, player chairs situated in some sort or indoor facility? 15K Hamilton ( Graphic via TF)

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

@justinfrederic @JJlovesTennis 📸 Pls just point the camera towards Donna and hold down the button all day.

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

@Gibbsyyyy Hey, easy on the drinks! Didn't we just have a chat about that..?

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

@geniebouchard It's all Tinder to me! 💖

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

@Tennis @TimeaBabos @KikiMladenovic Love you guys 💖 CU in the hotel bar.

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

@jthrasher @espn @rennaestubbs Yeah you know... She's crazy in love with someone half her age - no time for five hour tennis matches... 😂💋🍑💖

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

@AndreyRublev97 Cheer up! You're young and rich and popular with the girls - almost like me!

[Fake Kader Nouni @FakeKaderNouni]

@VolvoCarOpen @Clijsterskim Looking forward! Remember that time when we had a few GT's too much in the hotel bar and then a few more? Uuh, the stories you knew about other umpires!

[King Charles III (parody) @Charles_HRH]

Great Britain, at 11pm tonight please remember to set your clocks back to 1972. #BrexitDay