Fake Ken Siemek

It will snow 3 feet tomorrow or my name isn't Ken Siemek.

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

Jesus, @BillSchammert take care of that tie bar situation! Love, Ken.

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

I call this “Thursday.”

[Paul Hammel @paulhammelNE @PaulHammelNE]

.@NEStateAuditor Charlie Janssen issues statement, apologizes for failings, including short work hours and long, drinking lunches, and is "taking steps to make changes in my personal and professional life." This comes after @OWHnews probe published today.

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

A throat punch will take away some of that Colorado swagger. But that would be wrong, right? #LNK

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

No lightning today but there is a Frost warning. Hang on. #Huskers

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

The Star City’s rain totals as of 4:30 p.m. today are, in meteorological terms, bullshit. #LNK

[Salt Creek Bot @SaltCreekBot]

14.82 ft as of 04:25 PM #LNK #UNL

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

That was the best Butch Hug performance since @Husker_Baseball hosted its first regional at Buck Beltzer. #LNK #Huskers

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

#Huskers

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

Not saying this rain is an omen, but I may have picked up a swarm of locusts on Doppler. #Huskers

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

Still undefeated, baby!!! #Huskers @Huskers

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

Guys! Anybody need 10,000 Runza? @Runza #Huskers

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

Cabbage, egg and beer farts might put Memorial Stadium on a new list. #ToxicCombo

[Bob Devaney, accept no substitutes @ZombieDevaney]

I just realized that I've always wanted this....

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

The rain is finally easing up but my 12-day forecast has a chance for Frost. #ScoFro

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

You know you’re getting old when you have more bad ear-hair days than you do bad hair days. #LNK #ScoFro

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

I stand by this 2015 tweet. #hewillbemissed #LNK https://t.co/jy2eifunxR

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

That Luke Dorris is full of shit. #whitechristmas #LNK @LukeDorris

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

In a retaliatory move, @1011_News will prop up Mel Mains for the news in July. #LNK
https://t.co/de7mzhj4Fk

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

A kid at Braeda farted so loud my hair moved. #rage #LNK

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

Sadly, Missouri was in the pit of the avocado yesterday.

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

@BrettSBaker deserves a raise ... for his endeavors outside of work. https://t.co/SsGxQ32b9X

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

Kintner's pretty good at jerking people around. #jerking #LNK

[Fake Ken Siemek @FakeKenSiemek]

This Rio body parts story might be brilliant marketing for the Bernie franchise. #Olympics #ewww