Liam 🫧

making great mistakes since '97

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

If you’re reading this and have no idea who I am, but have enjoyed a @WhitecapsFC social media post in the past couple years, then mission accomplished.

Today’s my last day running social media for #VWFC after 2 long seasons. Here’s a 🧵 about it:

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

@cboehm 🫡

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@FootballCliches https://t.co/EiSarzCcY3

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.@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Perusing through the Wikipedia entry for Juventus' 2006-07 season as you do. Scrolling to the statistics, I was shocked to find that instead of including a column for clean sheets, each goalkeeper is listed as having scored negative goals.

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

Not having this. A separate column for clean sheets or goals conceded is perhaps a touch too far, but you cannot imply that a negative amount of goals have been scored. If anything, subtract own goals, but even that's certifiably insane.

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

.@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Perusing through the Wikipedia entry for Juventus' 2006-07 season as you do. Scrolling to the statistics, I was shocked to find that instead of including a column for clean sheets, each goalkeeper is listed as having scored negative goals.

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

@Fishferbrains @j_mcelroy I cannot accept pineapple on pizza slander! The best Canadian invention since basketball

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

I'm on my @j_mcelroy arc

https://t.co/KWNcrI0ddK

[Farhan Devji @farhandevji]

It’s launch day! 📖

My Alphonso Davies biography is available now at Chapters, Amazon, and wherever else you buy books. Telling this story has been the honour of my career and I hope I’ve done it justice.

A heartfelt thanks for all your support.

#canMNT #FCBayerIt’s launch day! 📖

My Alphonso Davies biography is available now at Chapters, Amazon, and wherever else you buy books. Telling this story has been the honour of my career and I hope I’ve done it justice.

A heartfelt thanks for all your support.

#canMNT #FCBayern

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

@j_mcelroy Having done a ranking tour myself I submit to you that La Bise’s passionfruit chantilly is the best donut *this side of the bridge*

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

@CortlinTonn8 Congrats man! Love to see it

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

@jrdabr Great take

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

@mar_emp3 WHAT

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

@wilkins_caleb24 The duality of man

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

@SportsCenter Adjudication needed on “cracked mirror” treatment as an alternative to cracked badge please @FootballCliches

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

I said if we beat last year’s fundraising total, I’d get my nipple pierced.

$3,885 later, proud to say we raised a ton of money and started a lot of conversations around men’s health initiatives 🤝

#Movember #Movember2022
👨‍🦰 https://t.co/RnnPPc5I1l

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

@maxrushden @guardian_sport @bglendenning @JFfutbol @jonawils Was Tariq Lamptey on Ghana’s bench anyone else’s Sergio Ramos at PSG moment?

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Bring on Belgium!!!!!!

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

My favourite piece of recent #CANMNT lore is when the friendly against Panama got cancelled 2 hours before kickoff which led to mass confusion for another 4 hours and then when OneSoccer finally got to publish the press conference they deadass put the title in Fortnite font

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If we’re honest this thing deserves to die but I will be so sad to see it go 🥲 #RIPTwitter

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

@stubmanwatkins @weebeesworld Gasped when I saw it

[Liam 🫧 @FakeLiamGraham]

@wilkins_caleb24 “𝙃𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘿𝙉𝘼”