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BREAKING: Francisco Rodriguez arrested for punching cactus's dad. #brewers #mlb

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"I'd like $42 million to sit out one season for the #Mets." #TalkLikeAPirateDay

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BREAKING: Matt Harvey begins planning April Fools hoax well in advance. #Mets #mlb

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"I'm glad I'm not Ben Affleck" - Alex Rodriguez #yankees #redsox #mlb

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If Alex Rodriguez was where he was supposed to be, that pitch would have hit nobody. #yankees #redsox #mlb

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Alex Rodriguez has 99 problems but to bitch ain't one. #mlb

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Matt Harvey's new nickname is "Supermarket Pantyhose" because he has no run support. #mets #mlb

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Brian Wilson is going to find out that Hollywood is very accepting of people who come with beards. Ask Tom Cruise. #giants #dodgers #mlb

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When God was making baseball teams, the Nationals dodged a bullet and got the good Zimmermans. #mlb

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Juan Lagares with his first walk since A. Bartlett Giamatti was commissioner. #mets #mlb

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Ryan Braun says he can't speak because he is not "legally allowed" to. Someone's a little tardy to the rule-following party. #brewers #mlb

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@MLBSavior It's the right move.

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Alex Rodriguez comes up with rehab plan to play for Yankees again. He will be undergoing plastic surgery to look like Alfonso Soriano. #mlb

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BREAKING: Dr. Zaius and Dr. Hawkeye Pierce have both cleared Alex Rodriguez to play. #Yankees #mlb

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Wishing the best for Tim Hudson! We've loved watching him play for many years! Get back soon! #braves #mlb

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"We all make mistakes when issuing statements about mistakes. I'm glad to put my statement mistakes behind me." - Ryan Braun's 2nd Statement

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Ike Davis bunts in his first at bat to do his part to make Terry Collins' decision to use Josh Satin more a lot easier. #TeamPlayer #Mets

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If Matt Kemp does get Ryan Braun's MVP Award, he should be careful taking it as it may be covered with a clear and/or cream substance. #mlb

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Jose Canseco stands with Ryan Braun just like he'll have to stand with him to buy tickets to enter the Hall of Fame. @josecanseco #mlb

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4 out of 5 dentists have a better shot of making the Baseball Hall of Fame than Alex Rodriguez. #yankees #mlb