Bud Selig

Everything I've done has been for the good of baseball. And chicks who dig the long ball.

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

Video: #SuccessSquirrel http://t.co/7QF0qL29Ya

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

@MLBJesus Stick 2 #Christians, this is my flock - I am their messiah. Render unto Selig what is his or risk a lifetime ban. Even you, Jesus.

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

@Rocketballs22 Not only the best thing ever 2 happen 2 #MLB, the savior of the game, but also the very best thing ever 2 happen 2 Bud Selig

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

@Rocketballs22 You said it yourself - baseball was losing money, so I made it rain. This unequivocally makes me your baseball messiah.

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

Photo: The boys and I got absolutely pissed last night celebrating the coming #ARod suspension. http://t.co/HihXxvec2w

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

The #BoomStick. Open wide, @AROD, here it comes. #MLB #SteroidEra #ARod

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

Photo: This kid is alright. #MLB http://t.co/lYIdit10De

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

@Deadspin Ball is in A-Rod's court now. We can only hope he chooses to fight back. His #lifetimeban will be my ultimate legacy.

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

I used #twerking correctly there, right?

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

I am absolutely #twerking over this years version of "the Decision." Really hoping @AROD doesn't just roll over. Dying to see him join Pete

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

@BrewCrewLive We still got 'im. #SaviorofBaseball #MLB #RyanBraun

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

@AdamMcCalvy: @AaronRodgers12 2 announce 2013 salary will be donated towards #MLB campaign against #PED's after I threatened to suspend him.

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

@FakeMLBFacts I'll be preemptively suspending all players named Alfonso Soriano as a precaution. Take that, @AROD. #mlb #steroidera

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

Photo: Yesterday I got to scare the shit out of some kids at Miller Park.  It was awesome. http://t.co/apQ6wYqIkP

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

@FrontRowAmy YOU SEE @RyanBraun_8? YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO FRONT ROW AMY! SHE'S GOING TO SEE THE CONJURING FFS! YOU BASTARD! #RyanBraun

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

@Ken_Rosenthal Unless they're literal cockroaches & immune to the nuclear bombs I'm about to drop, it doesn't really matter #MLB #SteroidEra

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

@LittleD808 Now don't u go letting us down, Nicky. #RyanBraun broke my heart, and u saw what happened. Wait until u see the @AROD boomstick.

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

@64NAVY68 You're darned right it is. I mean, we'll see what happens with the TV ratings, but for now we're going to get these punks! #MLB

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

Photo: Brewers fans love me. http://t.co/ASF0lq5dQI

[Bud Selig @MLBSavior]

Photo: Less offensive than that pregnant lady, IMO. Haters gonna hate. http://t.co/9N03YlBDCj