Fake Mike Tomalaris

A shared parody account with @miketomalaris.

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

@Trish20212 @lishaharris @pukupuss @ROSSTIPHERS Good question. They were named after a Chateau in the Troll province.

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

Has the crew catering got any better? #asksbstdf

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

Lucky bastard. I just get letters from lawyers!

[Michael Tomalaris NOM🇫🇷 @miketomalaris]

It’s been two years since I last anchored the television event that dominated my life and still runs through my veins.
Yet, I still receive messages like this.
#humbled #grateful #TDF

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

How about a biopic on yours truly????

[Haute-Savoie 2027 @hautesavoie2027]

Help Admin settle a debate 🤔

If you could get a @netflix film crew to cover any cycling event past or present which would it be? 📺

Let us know your suggestions ⬇️

#TDFUnchained #PowerOfTheBike #GlasgowScotland2023

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

@abagofspanners Me either…

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

How are the #giro ratings SBS ??? Asking for a friend.

[Michael Tomalaris NOM🇫🇷 @miketomalaris]

Just call him Albo!
#VicenzoAlbanese

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

On the phone to Netflix now…. Not enough Fakey in this doco! https://t.co/ShGSKaAcN4

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

Cheers 2022

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

I’ve done it. I unplugged Musk.

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

I’m calling my lawyer https://t.co/kS7sC600U8

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

I normally only do paid endorsements but how good is this!

[Clivegr(bsky too) @Kurragong]

@FakeMTomalaris Hey Mike what about a plug for Victoria’s Bicycle Network? Today they got 10,000 people out on their bikes for their annual Round the Bay ride. 2,500 for the 100km route & heaps of family groups for the 20km Elwood option.

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

Just composing another hilarious tweet. Wish real @miketomalaris was here.

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

I quite like my new mate Stan.

[gemma purves @gempurves]

@miketomalaris @wwos @StanSportAU @wollongong2022 This is great news! Will @FakeMTomalaris be joining in? We all know fakey is the real hero

#couchpeloton

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

I got a new gig. It’s like my old gig but with less nudity.

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

@wolfiemanchu @Hoobiemanchu @Robs_au @Chrus_3 @MadelineEmmaG I can not confirm nor deny

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

@miketomalaris Boring

[Fake Mike Tomalaris @FakeMTomalaris]

Cheers for the invite.

[Michael Tomalaris NOM🇫🇷 @miketomalaris]

Still excited at being at @LeTour
To see it on a bicycle gives me goosebumps. Long live the #tdf.