Testicles du Tour

352 of us will start the Tour de France, in unbelievably tight working conditions. Let's hope you don't catch a glimpse of any of us during a natural break!

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

@sophoife New phone, who dis? 2.22 please. #Giro2026 #FRATL #couchpeloton

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

Ahhhh, HELLO! #TDF2025 #sbstdf #couchpeloton

[SBS Sport @SBSSportau]

What is the most underrated body part at the Tour de France? 🤔

#TDF2025 | July 5-27 | SBS & SBS On Demand

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

@jofingb Is that an homage to us? #couchpeloton

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

@TeamEmiratesUAE @TamauPogi @LeTour Our least favourite stage. #TDF2025

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

Two birds, one stone @CalebEwan? It’s two stones, one bird! #TDF2025 #couchpeloton

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

@CyclingYazz Bumpy finale?! Ruh roh. #TDF2025

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

Two down. #TDF2025 #couchpeloton

[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

❌ @GannaFilippo (@INEOSGrenadiers) is the first rider to quit the #TDF2025

❌ @GannaFilippo (@INEOSGrenadiers) est le premier coureur à abandonner le #TDF2025

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

@vismaleaseabike And us!

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

@sophoife As is customary. We’re feeling confident this year!

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

@GleekoBlog The great thing about Le Tour is our occasional time to shine.

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

@sophoife For. Every. Stage.

Natch.

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

@sophoife Ahhh, could you please #FRATL us a 2.22 please!

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

A masterclass in manspreading.

[@UAE-TeamEmirates @TeamEmiratesUAE]

Class of #TDF2025.

Ready to make history 💛🇫🇷

#WeAreUAE

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

@daniellloyd1 Word.

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

We do not get a mention in this piece. So, we put it to you, just how comprehensive a guide can this be?! #TDFF2025 #couchpeloton

[SBS Sport @SBSSportau]

Don't know your peloton from your maillot jaune... or maybe a friend doesn't?!?

We've got them covered with this helpful beginner's guide ahead of SBS' coverage of the Tour de France, starting tonight from 9.00pm on @SBSOnDemand, 9.35pm on SBS!
#TDF2025
https://t.co/9CIH4YU5T1

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

Our first 2025 starring role. #TDFF2025 #couchpeloton

[Thomas De Gendt @DeGendtThomas]

Breakaway is gone. Pee stop for the bunch.

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

CAREFUL WITH THOSE SAFETY PINS, CHAMP! #letour2025 #couchpeloton

[GreenEDGE Cycling @GreenEDGEteam]

🇫🇷 #TDF2025

Pinning on the numbers for the first time at the Tour de France 🧷

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

This is the most relaxed and comfortable we’ll be for, oh, 3,000 kilometres or so.

[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

🌈 🆚 🐝

#TDF2025

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

We are ready. Ish. #letour2025 #couchpeloton

[Tour de France™ @LeTour]

🤩 Here they are!

The names and bibs of the 184 riders that will take to the start of the #TDF2025 tomorrow!

💛 Ils sont là !
Voici les noms et les dossards des 184 coureurs qui prendront demain le départ du #TDF2025 !

[Testicles du Tour @TesticlesduTour]

@MCG @KeirAndo Ahem. “I’m a cricket ground.”