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Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
Conceived in a cloud, born in the cloud, raised in the cloud. Thinking in the clouds. I am not the real Marc Benioff, no really I'm not.
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Joined January 2012
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Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
about 6 years ago
@realDonaldTrump
@realDonaldTrump
is so dumb, when he visits a swing state he spends the first hour looking for the bowl to put the car keys in.
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
over 12 years ago
@samcharrington
@cloud_borat
Your call resurrected me to mock
@Salesforce
One. Is there demand for the man that put the buff in buffoon?
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
over 12 years ago
100 followers? Booya! I only came back for Salesforce One. Is there a need for the Ron Burgundy of CRM? Let me know.
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
over 12 years ago
If the speed of now gets you to the future first, how much longer will it take if you go at the speed of five minutes ago?
@salesforce
one
Who to follow
Taggart Matthiesen
@taggart
Product stuff at @Ticketmaster. Previously Product @Lyft, @Twitter, and @Salesforce.
Roberto Nocera
@noce2k
Customer Success Manager for a tech company. I'm a maker and pitmaster. ex MS Dynamics CRM MVP & Sitecore MVP Founder of https://t.co/RTXsl0pL2D
Dan Darcy
@dandarcy
Proud dad. Chief Customer Officer @TryQualified from @Salesforce. I'm back! SF Native ๐ Go Giants, Niners, and Warriors!
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
over 12 years ago
Wasn't Steve jobs a head of NeXt?
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
over 12 years ago
If my customers are moving at superhuman speed, therefore, by definition,
@salesforce
one customers are not human.
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
over 12 years ago
The third great wave of computing is coming. I'm taking up surfing to be the chairman of the (surf)board. The crash will be hard though
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
over 12 years ago
If I go too fast, don't I head towards the past, not the future? Is
@salesforce
going backwards like its profit margins?
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
over 12 years ago
Hyper-connected?
@salesforce
one is more hype-connected
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
over 12 years ago
There is a lot of speed being thrown around when we talk about
@salesforce
one, and we don't mean just in the rhetoric
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
almost 14 years ago
A hui hou kakou, mahalo nui loa. Aloha ;)
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
almost 14 years ago
Been reading
#50ShadesOfGrey
. Its given me some great ideas for motivating the
@salesforce
sales team
#CountOutYourLostLeads
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
almost 14 years ago
Could this be a sign of what is to come in the
@salesforce
quarterly call? http://t.co/qAPLsBFp
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
almost 14 years ago
Do's a social collaboration app integrating with social collaboration app
@chatter
. We plan to add social collaboration http://t.co/2CTdxABr
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
almost 14 years ago
@ciscosystems
is bringing me on to turn them from a profitable company with a declining share price to the opposite http://t.co/ydH8eH3U
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
almost 14 years ago
@salesforce
has no configurable way to check for duplicate records on entry? That sucks! http://t.co/jFduchGf
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
almost 14 years ago
@JamieGrenney
Could your measures explain why socially
@salesforce
is very popular but your profits are non-existent? http://t.co/mtMMGFtZ
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
almost 14 years ago
@JamieGrenney
Surely 'social success' should be measured on the revenue it generates vs the effort it costs http://t.co/mtMMGFtZ
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
almost 14 years ago
@SAP
and
@Oracle
: Not so much lower the barriers of exit but raising the barriers of staying http://t.co/ea2nohlx
Fake Marc Benioff
@FakeMarcBenioff
almost 14 years ago
@SAP
and
@oracle
: This sounds like a spectacular way to send customers to your competitors. http://t.co/ea2nohlx
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